WSE
Curtain Jerker
Get the "Wrestling" Out!!!
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Post by WSE on Mar 16, 2009 23:48:33 GMT -5
- begin transmission -
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Post by Dr Poindexter on Mar 17, 2009 3:01:06 GMT -5
[Dr. Poindexter is sat in his lab eating a watercress sandwich. He looks at the camera like it's Mr. E.]
Dr. Poindexter: What the hell are you coming after me for? I'm not a wrestler! I can barely tie my own shoes in the morning! You want to fight someone? Fight this guy!
[Cyborg Mr. Fantastic steps forward.]
Mr. Fantastic: Hang on a sec! He came after you!
[He points his fingers.]
Mr. Fantastic: You don't back down from a challenge, brother, that's what the commies do.
Dr. Poindexter: North Koreans?
Mr. Fantastic: Exactly! Don't be no gatdamn Jap with funny teeth eating bird's nests and dog meat like a gatdamn commie!
Dr. Poindexter: You know BOB actually employs a woman of asian descent, I think she's Vietnamese, but I doubt you could insult her any more than you just have.
[Mr. Fantastic points angrilly and takes his sunglasses off.]
Mr. Fantastic: It doesn't matter what she thinks!
[He takes Dr. Poindexter's glasses off, replaces them with sunglasses and raises his hands into pointing position at the camera.]
Mr. Fantastic: He challenged YOU!
Dr. Poindexter: Um... Mr. E... when... the Atomic Drop comes... you will... err... have buttache?
Mr. Fantastic: NO! You can't say that!
Dr. Poindexter: Be wiped out? But it doesn't have anything to do with water! Unless it were an enema.
Mr. Fantastic: Atomic Drop? That's the best move you can come up with?
Dr. Poindexter: It's the only one that sounds sciencey.
[Mr. Fantastic moves the camera towards his own face.]
Mr. Fantastic: Mr. E... you can sit there in your ninja turtles t-shirt rambling about the injustices of the world, the cruelties of mankind and the oh so ethereal pains of being organic matter tugged upon by gravity every which way. That's pansy talk Mr! You need some bravado, you need some guts, you need a nerve of steel... ... ... to face Dr. Poindexter. When the splash comes you will be wiped out! Um... I mean, when the Atomic Drop comes... you will have buttache!
[Chocolate Mr. Fantastic is dancing in the background.]
Chocolate Mr. Fantastic: Did you ever have one of those ninja turtle pizzas as a kid with chocolate and marshmallows on them? Holy shit I wish they still made those.
[The end.]
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Post by John Leary on Mar 17, 2009 9:25:35 GMT -5
Funny...I thought I moved this to the BOBtube area last night because it's not a Rant....
MB gets no more characters. Sorry Dave.
Locked.
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