Post by Steve Studnuts on Mar 11, 2009 9:25:33 GMT -5
HE'S BACK!
~~~Steve Studnuts, anticipating a public library promo from The Great later today, has decided to break his silence since losing his GRAND SLAM CHAMPIONSHIP at MEGABRAWL II to the former Buffalo Bills of professional wrestling, the sort of Dick Murdoch, Blackjack Mulligan, Roddy Piper, and Johnny Weaver of e-wrestling, that fraternity of guys that were over enough at one time to have won the World Title but never did.
Steve lost to the clown that separated himself from the Murdochs and Mulligans and Pipers and Weavers with a little help from Trey Vincent: S.M.P. It’s been a tough, quiet time in Phoenix, especially with the Suns about to miss the gatdamn playoffs.
Sarah didn’t get any rant love prior to her match with Steve and Pigeon didn’t get anything either even after hanging Steve on a “symbol”. So why does The Great get Steve’s attention? Why does The Great deserve some smack talk? Steve? Care to respond?~~~
Studs: Fuck off.
~~~Okay. Steve is at home sitting at his computer. THE ONE AT HIS HOUSE. And yes, he’s currently creating an emoticon shaped like a penis, this can only mean one thing:~~~
8====D: WHAT’S UP, MOTHERFUCKERS? THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT! SPACEDICK IS BACK WITH A FUCKING VENGEANCE, JUST LIKE THAT DIE HARD GUY. EXCEPT I’M DYING TO BE HARDER, JUST LOOK….
[glow=red,2,300]*BOING*[/GLOW]
8========D: YOU SEE THAT EXCEPTIONAL LENGTH? I STROKED MY COCKSELF A BIT. BUT ANYWAY, GETTING TO THE POINT, I’M ABOUT AS FUCKING PISSED OFF AS A FUCKING CAVEMAN FORCED TO WEAR A GEICO T-SHIRT.
8========D: LET’S CUT RIGHT TO THE SHIT, SHALL WE? I’M GOING TO TOUCH ON A VARIETY OF FUCKING SUBJECTS, SOME RELATED TO ME AND OTHERS? FUCK IT. I’LL JUST SHOOT FROM THE FUCKING HIP. THAT IS, IF I HAD ONE.
8========D: THE GREAT, I’M SURE YOUR FUCKING ASS IS THINKING THAT YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT RAPPING WHITE BREAD MOTHERFUCK SIDEKICK ARE GONNA ROLL OVER A MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS PARTNER “?”. LET ME TELL YOU THIS, “?” IS A TOUGH MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. YA DIG?
8========D: “?” HAS STRUCK MORE FEAR INTO JERKWEEDS OVER THE COURSE OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HISTORY THAN PREGNANT FUCKING RING RATS SAYING “IT MIGHT BE YOURS”. “?” HAS LAY MORE FUCKING SMACKDOWN ON JOBBERS LIKE YOU AND FLAVORLESS FLAV THAN TOP TIER GUYS FORCED TO WORK A T.V. TAPING IN A COLD AS FUCK STUDIO WITH A < ONE YEAR GREEN MOTHERFUCKER.
8========D: IN FACT, MY BOY STEVE STUDNUTS COULD PROBABLY SHOW UP TO THE RING WITH A GINORMOUS, POSTERBOARD “?” AND PLACE THE FUCKING POSTERBOARD “?” IN THE CORNER AND STILL WIN THE TAG TEAM TITLES FROM YOU FUCKS.
8========D: STEVE STUDNUTS COULD MAKE ”?” BE AXL AND STILL WIN THE…. UMMMM, OKAY. THAT’S A FUCKING STRETCH.
8========D: WHICH REMINDS ME, AXEHOLE VAN GAYLAND. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMMENTING ON TREY VINCENT AND STEVE STUDNUTS IN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT “FUTURE” PROMO? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WAR AND PEACE? HOW FUCKING LONG WAS THAT SHIT? I TRIED TO READ IT, BUT FELL ASLEEP.
8========D: MY TROUSER CYBER SNAKE SELF JUST COULDN’T KEEP MY ONE EYE OPEN.
8========D: LISTEN UP, COCK GOBBLER. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS BEFORE TREY AND I BREAK STORYLINE, TEAM UP, AND STOMP YOUR FUCKING GAY BODY INTO A GREASY FUCKING FAGGY SPOT. YA DIG?
8========D: NOW THEN. WHY IS THERE A GUY IN BOB COVERED IN SHIT? SCATMAN? YOU’RE A DISGUSTING FUCKER. BUT YOUR PROMO FUCKING CARDBOARD AXL WAS AS ENTERTAINING A THING AS I HAVE EVER SEEN. WAY BETTER THAN THAT TWO GIRLS/ONE CUP BULLSHIT. YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY, MOTHERFUCKER.
8========D: HAMSTER GIRL. WANNA FUCK? DON’T THINK A SPACEDICK CAN DRIVE IT HOME? JUST ASK GAIL KIM. OH YEAH, I HIT THAT. HEY, RICHARD GERE GOT JIGGY WITH A GERBIL, SO WHY IS IT NOT FEASIBLE THAT SPACEDICK CAN GET ALL UP IN THE GUTS OF A “HAMSTER”… GIRL. ALTHOUGH IT’S NOT QUITE THE SAME THING, NOW IS IT?
8========D: OKAY, I’VE HAD MY FUN….
8========D: THE GREAT, YOU BRING YOUR FORMERLY NAMED ”VANILLA SHAKE” MOTHERFUCKING PARTNER AND BRING IT ON. IT’S ON, LIKE A CYBER BONE. ER. HEH.
8========D: BUT LISTEN, IF YOU FIND THE POSTERBOARD “?” IN THE FUCKING CORNER AND A POSTERBOARD STEVE STUDNUTS IN THE RING,THAT MEANS THE REAL STEVE STUDNUTS IS AT YOUR CRIB BANGING YOUR OLD LADY WITH HER PRADA SHOES PINNED BEHIND HER FUCKING EARLOBES. I’M JUST SAYING.
8========D: YOU THINK THAT STEVE IS PROGRAMMED TO GO UNDEAFEATED ALL YEAR IN SINGLES MATCHES TO GET HIS HANDS ON TREY VINCENT AT MEGABRAWL III, AND BASICALLY SET TO JOB OUT IN TAG MATCHES TO FUCKING BUMS LIKE YOU AND MARSHALL JERRY MATHERS? THEN YOU MAY BE SURPRISED, EVEN THOUGH YOU RETARDS ARE THE FUCKING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
8========D: STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE BOB, FUCKFACE. DON’T THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GIMME.
8========D: NOW, BEING AN INTELLIGENT SPACEDICK, I’M NOT PREDICTING A TITLE SWITCH, OR EVEN A VICTORY BY THE UNCONVENTIONAL MEANS OF A COUNT OUT OR DQ. I AM, HOWEVER, PREDICTING AN ASS KICKING. YOU AND PISS DIDDY MAY WALK OUT STILL HOLDING THE STRAPS, BUT YOU’RE GONNA NEED SOME FUCKING SPACEDUCK TAPE TO HOLD YOUR FUCKING LIMBS ON YOUR FUCKING BODIES.
8========D: WIN OR LOSE, THAT…..
8========D: IS A FACT!
~~~Static~~~
~~~Steve Studnuts, anticipating a public library promo from The Great later today, has decided to break his silence since losing his GRAND SLAM CHAMPIONSHIP at MEGABRAWL II to the former Buffalo Bills of professional wrestling, the sort of Dick Murdoch, Blackjack Mulligan, Roddy Piper, and Johnny Weaver of e-wrestling, that fraternity of guys that were over enough at one time to have won the World Title but never did.
Steve lost to the clown that separated himself from the Murdochs and Mulligans and Pipers and Weavers with a little help from Trey Vincent: S.M.P. It’s been a tough, quiet time in Phoenix, especially with the Suns about to miss the gatdamn playoffs.
Sarah didn’t get any rant love prior to her match with Steve and Pigeon didn’t get anything either even after hanging Steve on a “symbol”. So why does The Great get Steve’s attention? Why does The Great deserve some smack talk? Steve? Care to respond?~~~
Studs: Fuck off.
~~~Okay. Steve is at home sitting at his computer. THE ONE AT HIS HOUSE. And yes, he’s currently creating an emoticon shaped like a penis, this can only mean one thing:~~~
8====D: WHAT’S UP, MOTHERFUCKERS? THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT! SPACEDICK IS BACK WITH A FUCKING VENGEANCE, JUST LIKE THAT DIE HARD GUY. EXCEPT I’M DYING TO BE HARDER, JUST LOOK….
[glow=red,2,300]*BOING*[/GLOW]
8========D: YOU SEE THAT EXCEPTIONAL LENGTH? I STROKED MY COCKSELF A BIT. BUT ANYWAY, GETTING TO THE POINT, I’M ABOUT AS FUCKING PISSED OFF AS A FUCKING CAVEMAN FORCED TO WEAR A GEICO T-SHIRT.
8========D: LET’S CUT RIGHT TO THE SHIT, SHALL WE? I’M GOING TO TOUCH ON A VARIETY OF FUCKING SUBJECTS, SOME RELATED TO ME AND OTHERS? FUCK IT. I’LL JUST SHOOT FROM THE FUCKING HIP. THAT IS, IF I HAD ONE.
8========D: THE GREAT, I’M SURE YOUR FUCKING ASS IS THINKING THAT YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT RAPPING WHITE BREAD MOTHERFUCK SIDEKICK ARE GONNA ROLL OVER A MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS PARTNER “?”. LET ME TELL YOU THIS, “?” IS A TOUGH MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. YA DIG?
8========D: “?” HAS STRUCK MORE FEAR INTO JERKWEEDS OVER THE COURSE OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HISTORY THAN PREGNANT FUCKING RING RATS SAYING “IT MIGHT BE YOURS”. “?” HAS LAY MORE FUCKING SMACKDOWN ON JOBBERS LIKE YOU AND FLAVORLESS FLAV THAN TOP TIER GUYS FORCED TO WORK A T.V. TAPING IN A COLD AS FUCK STUDIO WITH A < ONE YEAR GREEN MOTHERFUCKER.
8========D: IN FACT, MY BOY STEVE STUDNUTS COULD PROBABLY SHOW UP TO THE RING WITH A GINORMOUS, POSTERBOARD “?” AND PLACE THE FUCKING POSTERBOARD “?” IN THE CORNER AND STILL WIN THE TAG TEAM TITLES FROM YOU FUCKS.
8========D: STEVE STUDNUTS COULD MAKE ”?” BE AXL AND STILL WIN THE…. UMMMM, OKAY. THAT’S A FUCKING STRETCH.
8========D: WHICH REMINDS ME, AXEHOLE VAN GAYLAND. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMMENTING ON TREY VINCENT AND STEVE STUDNUTS IN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT “FUTURE” PROMO? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WAR AND PEACE? HOW FUCKING LONG WAS THAT SHIT? I TRIED TO READ IT, BUT FELL ASLEEP.
8========D: MY TROUSER CYBER SNAKE SELF JUST COULDN’T KEEP MY ONE EYE OPEN.
8========D: LISTEN UP, COCK GOBBLER. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS BEFORE TREY AND I BREAK STORYLINE, TEAM UP, AND STOMP YOUR FUCKING GAY BODY INTO A GREASY FUCKING FAGGY SPOT. YA DIG?
8========D: NOW THEN. WHY IS THERE A GUY IN BOB COVERED IN SHIT? SCATMAN? YOU’RE A DISGUSTING FUCKER. BUT YOUR PROMO FUCKING CARDBOARD AXL WAS AS ENTERTAINING A THING AS I HAVE EVER SEEN. WAY BETTER THAN THAT TWO GIRLS/ONE CUP BULLSHIT. YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY, MOTHERFUCKER.
8========D: HAMSTER GIRL. WANNA FUCK? DON’T THINK A SPACEDICK CAN DRIVE IT HOME? JUST ASK GAIL KIM. OH YEAH, I HIT THAT. HEY, RICHARD GERE GOT JIGGY WITH A GERBIL, SO WHY IS IT NOT FEASIBLE THAT SPACEDICK CAN GET ALL UP IN THE GUTS OF A “HAMSTER”… GIRL. ALTHOUGH IT’S NOT QUITE THE SAME THING, NOW IS IT?
8========D: OKAY, I’VE HAD MY FUN….
8========D: THE GREAT, YOU BRING YOUR FORMERLY NAMED ”VANILLA SHAKE” MOTHERFUCKING PARTNER AND BRING IT ON. IT’S ON, LIKE A CYBER BONE. ER. HEH.
8========D: BUT LISTEN, IF YOU FIND THE POSTERBOARD “?” IN THE FUCKING CORNER AND A POSTERBOARD STEVE STUDNUTS IN THE RING,THAT MEANS THE REAL STEVE STUDNUTS IS AT YOUR CRIB BANGING YOUR OLD LADY WITH HER PRADA SHOES PINNED BEHIND HER FUCKING EARLOBES. I’M JUST SAYING.
8========D: YOU THINK THAT STEVE IS PROGRAMMED TO GO UNDEAFEATED ALL YEAR IN SINGLES MATCHES TO GET HIS HANDS ON TREY VINCENT AT MEGABRAWL III, AND BASICALLY SET TO JOB OUT IN TAG MATCHES TO FUCKING BUMS LIKE YOU AND MARSHALL JERRY MATHERS? THEN YOU MAY BE SURPRISED, EVEN THOUGH YOU RETARDS ARE THE FUCKING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
8========D: STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE BOB, FUCKFACE. DON’T THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GIMME.
8========D: NOW, BEING AN INTELLIGENT SPACEDICK, I’M NOT PREDICTING A TITLE SWITCH, OR EVEN A VICTORY BY THE UNCONVENTIONAL MEANS OF A COUNT OUT OR DQ. I AM, HOWEVER, PREDICTING AN ASS KICKING. YOU AND PISS DIDDY MAY WALK OUT STILL HOLDING THE STRAPS, BUT YOU’RE GONNA NEED SOME FUCKING SPACEDUCK TAPE TO HOLD YOUR FUCKING LIMBS ON YOUR FUCKING BODIES.
8========D: WIN OR LOSE, THAT…..
8========D: IS A FACT!
~~~Static~~~