Post by Dr. Silaconne M. Plants on Mar 7, 2009 10:23:02 GMT -5
[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants has taken Nurse Heidi to the movies, The Adventures of Chad Vader. Cut to movie screen.]
SMP: This movie is awesome!
NH: This is really stupid, Sil... what happened to you taking me to see Benjamin Button?
SMP: Shhhh, hey... go get some popcorn. I was wondering what happened to this guy after he left BOB.
NH: This isn't that same guy that led Axl's group a while back, is it?
SMP: SILENCE. I command you to get some popcorn and Goobers!
[Nurse Heidi wiggles her way to the end of the row and up the aisle.]
[Back to the screen.]
SMP: Oh this is great!
[Heidi returns as SMP's cell phone rings.]
NH: How rude! You brought a cell phone into the movies?
SMP: Dammit! It's Death. Why is he calling me, it is MY time?
NH: Hello? Stupid. You guys are in a faction now...
SMP: Oh yes, yes. I'll go out into the lobby, tell me what happens!
NH: Like I'm paying attention to this shit...
People in theater: SHHHHHH!
[The Doc walks out into the lobby and loses signal, but a strange occurance, umm, occurs... when he spots somebody he owes money and ducks into another theater, one that's playing music videos. This one oddly starts up as he walks in...]
SMP: Creepy. The Million Dollar Entity just called me, Symphony of Destruction is playing in the SAME theater I'm in watching Chad Vader. Death heard it the other day on a jukebox. Entity. Symphony. Sound a lot alike...hmmmmmm.
Theater Clerk: Ticket please! I need to see your ticket, didn't you come out of the Chad Vader screening?
SMP: Ummm, I threw my ticket away.
Theater Clerk: I got a tip you and a hot blonde snuck into the theater after Can't Stop The Maxxal was over. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
[Fade to SMP running for the door...]
SMP: This movie is awesome!
NH: This is really stupid, Sil... what happened to you taking me to see Benjamin Button?
SMP: Shhhh, hey... go get some popcorn. I was wondering what happened to this guy after he left BOB.
NH: This isn't that same guy that led Axl's group a while back, is it?
SMP: SILENCE. I command you to get some popcorn and Goobers!
[Nurse Heidi wiggles her way to the end of the row and up the aisle.]
[Back to the screen.]
SMP: Oh this is great!
[Heidi returns as SMP's cell phone rings.]
NH: How rude! You brought a cell phone into the movies?
SMP: Dammit! It's Death. Why is he calling me, it is MY time?
NH: Hello? Stupid. You guys are in a faction now...
SMP: Oh yes, yes. I'll go out into the lobby, tell me what happens!
NH: Like I'm paying attention to this shit...
People in theater: SHHHHHH!
[The Doc walks out into the lobby and loses signal, but a strange occurance, umm, occurs... when he spots somebody he owes money and ducks into another theater, one that's playing music videos. This one oddly starts up as he walks in...]
SMP: Creepy. The Million Dollar Entity just called me, Symphony of Destruction is playing in the SAME theater I'm in watching Chad Vader. Death heard it the other day on a jukebox. Entity. Symphony. Sound a lot alike...hmmmmmm.
Theater Clerk: Ticket please! I need to see your ticket, didn't you come out of the Chad Vader screening?
SMP: Ummm, I threw my ticket away.
Theater Clerk: I got a tip you and a hot blonde snuck into the theater after Can't Stop The Maxxal was over. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
[Fade to SMP running for the door...]