If anybody's still here...

[John Leary]

There's a new SMC up.

None of you are in it. But enjoy it anyway.

As an aside, is anybody still coming here, aside from me and J?

[@xL]

Well, since you seem to be running low on stars, I guess I could lend a hand. I'll only be able to post about two or three times a month, but since the shows are sparse, that shouldn't be a problem. Here's my app;

Name: Axl VanHalen

Height: 5'5

Weight: 202 lbs

Hailing From: Brooklyn, New York

Theme Music: "Sex, Drugs, and Pizza Pie", Gwartellica

Costume: Black leather pants, with frills hanging off the sides. No shirt, silver boots with a dragon's head making up the feet... Black wrist bands with spikes jutting out, a necklace around his neck with a skull pendant. Long, shaggy blackish, brownish hair, and on his entrances, he wears a pair of ruby quartz sunglasses.

Finshing Maneuvers: The Guitar Solo [smashes guitar over opponents head when ref's back is turned] / The Sell-out [as a last resort, gives opponent free album in exchange for a win]

Wrestling Style: Xtreme Publicity

Previous Convictions: Public intoxication while performing at Madison Square Garden. And lemme tell ya, MSG does NOT cotton to having crap performances at their legendary venue. Why else do you think they're the unofficial home arena of WWE? ... Nevermind.

History and Backstory: Axl grew up on two things. Wrestling and Rock. But after several tryouts with various wrestling schools, none would take him. Mainly because... well... he sucked. So, after a gig at a local club with his girlfriend Rose on drums, an agent signed him to a deal. But after floundering for a few years in record sells, and seeing an episode of BoB, he decided to turn to his second passion for publicity. He knew that BoB didn't require the same skill level as that of big time companies such as WWE, WCW, and Xtreme Backyard Trampoline Wrestling [based out of Nowhere, Oklahoma. see www.kaoz.cx.la for details]. So, after the ink was dry on his Brawlers on a Buget contract, Axl headed to the ring... in search of free publicity.

Favourite Cereal: GwarTellica Official Cool as Ice Puffs, the cereal that melts in your mouth, and your hand. And just about anywhere else for that matter...

Make of Car: None. The Ax man rides a jet black Suzuki bike, babe. The only way to rock the road. WYLD STALYONS!!! *air guitar*

Number of Times You've Watched "The Sound of Music": Once. Before hurling. Give me Kiss' "Psycho Circus" anytime, babe.

And anything else I should know about you: Well... rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love. Yes, the cradle of love... dont rock easily. Its true. It's D@MN true.

[John Leary]

Welcome back.