Post by MMR1 "Re-Generation-X" on Oct 20, 2007 23:26:49 GMT -5
(We cut to a small two bedroom condo in Kent, Oh. where we find the founding members of one of the greatest teams in Kent State University’s history Re-Generation X. We pan over to see Massive Man Rendition First and Totally Packaged Jim engaged in a heated battle of Madden “08”.)
MMR1: And that’s another 7 points for me.
Jim: Man this one’s over.
MMR1: Dude don’t say that.
Jim: Josh, I’m down 35 points and I’ve got 20 seconds to go.
MMR1: Well there’s always the super-touchdown.
Jim: Holy Crap! I almost forgot…I invoke the super-touchdown.
MMR1: Are you sure you want to do that on the kick return?
Jim: OH YEAH!
MMR1: Alright.
(Jim’s team returns the kickoff for a touchdown…a SUPER-TOUCHDOWN.)
Jim: Oh…super-touchdown strikes again.
MMR1: Whatever dude, we both know who really won.
Jim: What? You dare question the power of the super-touchdown?
MMR1: Fair enough…good game.
Jim: Thanks man.
(MMR1 gets up and walks to the kitchen.)
MMR1: Hey dude you want some of this cake?
Jim: Nah man, I am totally caked out. I can’t believe all the cakes our fans sent us.
MMR1: Yeah it’s almost like…
(There’s a crash that comes from outside almost like the sound a cookie jar makes when it hit’s the ground.)
Jim: What was that?
MMR1: I called someone to help with that Harkguy.
Jim: Wait a sec…glass breaking…you didn’t call who I think you called did you?
MMR1: Maybe lets see.
(MMR1 goes to the door, opens it only to find a shady character…known only as …)
Jim: CLIVE???
(Hey that was my line.)
Jim: Sorry.
(No Problem)
Jim: You called Clive the camera guy for help?
MMR1: Yeah, who did you think I was gonna call?
Jim: Uh…nobody…never mind. So why Clive?
MMR1:Well you saw that weak ass video that Seth “The Cake Walk” Kid made right?
Jim: Yeah, all grainy, black and white and repetitive.
MMR1: That’s the one, well I was thinking what better way to take on a weak ass video…than with another weak ass video, and no one knows more about weak ass videos than Clive here.
Clive: Thanks…I think.
MMR1: Don’t mention it, you earned your reputation.
Clive: So how do you wanna do this?
MMR1: I was thinking I would just shoot from the hip.
Jim: Yeah I totally think that would work best.
Clive: Oookay, I just need a little time to set up my camera.
(Clive pulls a digital video camera out of his camera bag.)
MMR1: Hold Up! You’re not gonna use that are you?
Clive: I was, I mean that’s why I brought it.
MMR1: Oh no no no, the picture quality would be way too good. I want this to be your weakest ass video ever.
Clive: Then what do you want me to shoo with?
MMR1: Jim give him your phone.
Jim: What?
MMR1: Give Clive your pay as you go virgin mobile video phone.
Jim: Why don’t you give him your phone?
MMR1: Two reasons, one my phone is way too nice and two my phone is way too lost.
Clive: Guys can we please get this done. I’ve got a local dog show I gotta shoot in 2 hours.
(Jim reluctantly hands Clive his phone.)
Clive: Alright what color scheme do you want me use, we got color, black and white, negitive, and antique.
Jim: Go with classic black and white.
MMR1: Yeah that’s pretty weak ass but I have to believe that a video shot in negitive would be even weaker.
Jim: Go for it.
MMR1: Shoot it in negitive Clive.
Clive: Okay, you ready?
MMR1: Gimme a sec.
(MMR1 jumps onto the couch and puts the playstation controller in his lap.)
MMR1: Okay, Jim you do the voiceover stuff.
Jim: What do I say?
MMR1: Just improv something.
Jim: Cool.
MMR1: Okay do it up Clive-o
Clive: Alright! Action!
(Clive pans up the couch and pans up on MMR1, who is looking down.)
Jim(off camera): MASSIVE MAN
(MMR1 looks up at the camera)
Jim(off camera):AWESOMENESS
(MMR1 picks up the playstation controller and drops it on the floor.)
Jim(off camera): JOSHITUDE
(Clive zooms in on MMR1)
MMR1: Cakeboy, Harkwho, Seth at Massively Cool you will be massively UNCOOLIFIED.
(Jim begins to make a slowing heartbeat noise. MMR1 gets up and begins to slow motion run in place, Jim jumps into camera frame.)
MMR1 and Jim: “Because we’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll”
(Camera fades out)
Clive: And cut!
(MMR1 and Jim high five.)
Jim: Dude that was the weakest.
MMR1: Ah you’re just saying that.
Clive: Alright guys, I just texted the video to my phone and this grainy piece of crap should be airing soon.
MMR1: Awesome, thanks Clive.
(MMR1 walks Clive to the door. Clive leaves, as MMR1 shuts the door we hear a crash…MMR1 turns to find Jim laid out cold in the kitchen doorway.)
MMR1: Dude not again!
(Fade 2 black)
MMR1: And that’s another 7 points for me.
Jim: Man this one’s over.
MMR1: Dude don’t say that.
Jim: Josh, I’m down 35 points and I’ve got 20 seconds to go.
MMR1: Well there’s always the super-touchdown.
Jim: Holy Crap! I almost forgot…I invoke the super-touchdown.
MMR1: Are you sure you want to do that on the kick return?
Jim: OH YEAH!
MMR1: Alright.
(Jim’s team returns the kickoff for a touchdown…a SUPER-TOUCHDOWN.)
Jim: Oh…super-touchdown strikes again.
MMR1: Whatever dude, we both know who really won.
Jim: What? You dare question the power of the super-touchdown?
MMR1: Fair enough…good game.
Jim: Thanks man.
(MMR1 gets up and walks to the kitchen.)
MMR1: Hey dude you want some of this cake?
Jim: Nah man, I am totally caked out. I can’t believe all the cakes our fans sent us.
MMR1: Yeah it’s almost like…
(There’s a crash that comes from outside almost like the sound a cookie jar makes when it hit’s the ground.)
Jim: What was that?
MMR1: I called someone to help with that Harkguy.
Jim: Wait a sec…glass breaking…you didn’t call who I think you called did you?
MMR1: Maybe lets see.
(MMR1 goes to the door, opens it only to find a shady character…known only as …)
Jim: CLIVE???
(Hey that was my line.)
Jim: Sorry.
(No Problem)
Jim: You called Clive the camera guy for help?
MMR1: Yeah, who did you think I was gonna call?
Jim: Uh…nobody…never mind. So why Clive?
MMR1:Well you saw that weak ass video that Seth “The Cake Walk” Kid made right?
Jim: Yeah, all grainy, black and white and repetitive.
MMR1: That’s the one, well I was thinking what better way to take on a weak ass video…than with another weak ass video, and no one knows more about weak ass videos than Clive here.
Clive: Thanks…I think.
MMR1: Don’t mention it, you earned your reputation.
Clive: So how do you wanna do this?
MMR1: I was thinking I would just shoot from the hip.
Jim: Yeah I totally think that would work best.
Clive: Oookay, I just need a little time to set up my camera.
(Clive pulls a digital video camera out of his camera bag.)
MMR1: Hold Up! You’re not gonna use that are you?
Clive: I was, I mean that’s why I brought it.
MMR1: Oh no no no, the picture quality would be way too good. I want this to be your weakest ass video ever.
Clive: Then what do you want me to shoo with?
MMR1: Jim give him your phone.
Jim: What?
MMR1: Give Clive your pay as you go virgin mobile video phone.
Jim: Why don’t you give him your phone?
MMR1: Two reasons, one my phone is way too nice and two my phone is way too lost.
Clive: Guys can we please get this done. I’ve got a local dog show I gotta shoot in 2 hours.
(Jim reluctantly hands Clive his phone.)
Clive: Alright what color scheme do you want me use, we got color, black and white, negitive, and antique.
Jim: Go with classic black and white.
MMR1: Yeah that’s pretty weak ass but I have to believe that a video shot in negitive would be even weaker.
Jim: Go for it.
MMR1: Shoot it in negitive Clive.
Clive: Okay, you ready?
MMR1: Gimme a sec.
(MMR1 jumps onto the couch and puts the playstation controller in his lap.)
MMR1: Okay, Jim you do the voiceover stuff.
Jim: What do I say?
MMR1: Just improv something.
Jim: Cool.
MMR1: Okay do it up Clive-o
Clive: Alright! Action!
(Clive pans up the couch and pans up on MMR1, who is looking down.)
Jim(off camera): MASSIVE MAN
(MMR1 looks up at the camera)
Jim(off camera):AWESOMENESS
(MMR1 picks up the playstation controller and drops it on the floor.)
Jim(off camera): JOSHITUDE
(Clive zooms in on MMR1)
MMR1: Cakeboy, Harkwho, Seth at Massively Cool you will be massively UNCOOLIFIED.
(Jim begins to make a slowing heartbeat noise. MMR1 gets up and begins to slow motion run in place, Jim jumps into camera frame.)
MMR1 and Jim: “Because we’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll”
(Camera fades out)
Clive: And cut!
(MMR1 and Jim high five.)
Jim: Dude that was the weakest.
MMR1: Ah you’re just saying that.
Clive: Alright guys, I just texted the video to my phone and this grainy piece of crap should be airing soon.
MMR1: Awesome, thanks Clive.
(MMR1 walks Clive to the door. Clive leaves, as MMR1 shuts the door we hear a crash…MMR1 turns to find Jim laid out cold in the kitchen doorway.)
MMR1: Dude not again!
(Fade 2 black)