Post by EFOW on Mar 11, 2007 14:07:16 GMT -5
Setting: “Establishment” nightclub; see, later on in the roleplay, EFOW will start destroying it and “breaking it down” – DIS IZ RLY F0NNY…
Loud Indie music is blurting out of the speakers upstairs in the nightclub. Golden Glove stares at a beautiful women who is chatting and having a laugh with a couple of lads and the rest of her friends. Golden Glove seems almost hypnotised as he stares intently at her. All of a sudden, THE PENETRATOR returns from the bar with a couple of “brewskis”; he hands one to Glove, and starts sipping on his own…
THE PENETRATOR: “What’s going on man?”
Golden Glove: “Sshhhh…just watch!”
THE PENETRATOR and Golden Glove look on at the gang just enjoying the night; THE PENETRATOR turns to Golden Glove again…
THE PENETRATOR: “What are we waiting for?”
Gloden Glove: “For her to sip her drink…”
THE PENETRATOR: “GLOVE! Have you put a rape drug in a young woman’s drink again??”
Golden Glove sniggers…
THE PENETRATOR: “Dude, the cops are onto you, you know!”
As THE PENETRATOR finishes his sentence, he is interrupted by Glove…
Golden Glove: “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
One of the woman’s male friends takes a sip of the tainted drink and immediately starts to wonder around dizzily. He collapses to the floor as all his friends huddle around him in shock…
Golden Glove: “Bleh…”
THE PENETRATOR: “Better luck next time, man; I’m sure one day you’ll “bag” a girl...”
The paramedics arrive and attend to the young lad gasping for air on the floor…
THE PENETRATOR: “Hey Glove, you know we’re ripping studs right?”
Golden Glove: “Yeah…”
THE PENETRATOR: “Well, I think some people in BOB were a little jealous of us…Sir Zeno for example.
Golden Glove: “Oh, the one that noticed your “Hugh E. Rection?”
THE PENETRATOR: “Yeah…”
The two look down and THE PENETRATOR pulls off his Hugh E. Rection brand beeper…he looks at it; it reads – “ur son is ded – sarah”…
THE PENETRATOR: “Damn, they’re dropping like flies…anyway…all I noticed from his roleplay was how gosh darned ugly he was…in fact I wager that he wouldn’t be able to chat up a single female in this room…”
Golden Glove: “You’re on buddy! 10 cents says he can pull at least 1 girl…”
The two shake hands and then proceed to put on latex masks of Sir Zeno; they then each walk in a different direction…
Loud Indie music is blurting out of the speakers upstairs in the nightclub. Golden Glove stares at a beautiful women who is chatting and having a laugh with a couple of lads and the rest of her friends. Golden Glove seems almost hypnotised as he stares intently at her. All of a sudden, THE PENETRATOR returns from the bar with a couple of “brewskis”; he hands one to Glove, and starts sipping on his own…
THE PENETRATOR: “What’s going on man?”
Golden Glove: “Sshhhh…just watch!”
THE PENETRATOR and Golden Glove look on at the gang just enjoying the night; THE PENETRATOR turns to Golden Glove again…
THE PENETRATOR: “What are we waiting for?”
Gloden Glove: “For her to sip her drink…”
THE PENETRATOR: “GLOVE! Have you put a rape drug in a young woman’s drink again??”
Golden Glove sniggers…
THE PENETRATOR: “Dude, the cops are onto you, you know!”
As THE PENETRATOR finishes his sentence, he is interrupted by Glove…
Golden Glove: “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
One of the woman’s male friends takes a sip of the tainted drink and immediately starts to wonder around dizzily. He collapses to the floor as all his friends huddle around him in shock…
Golden Glove: “Bleh…”
THE PENETRATOR: “Better luck next time, man; I’m sure one day you’ll “bag” a girl...”
The paramedics arrive and attend to the young lad gasping for air on the floor…
THE PENETRATOR: “Hey Glove, you know we’re ripping studs right?”
Golden Glove: “Yeah…”
THE PENETRATOR: “Well, I think some people in BOB were a little jealous of us…Sir Zeno for example.
Golden Glove: “Oh, the one that noticed your “Hugh E. Rection?”
THE PENETRATOR: “Yeah…”
The two look down and THE PENETRATOR pulls off his Hugh E. Rection brand beeper…he looks at it; it reads – “ur son is ded – sarah”…
THE PENETRATOR: “Damn, they’re dropping like flies…anyway…all I noticed from his roleplay was how gosh darned ugly he was…in fact I wager that he wouldn’t be able to chat up a single female in this room…”
Golden Glove: “You’re on buddy! 10 cents says he can pull at least 1 girl…”
The two shake hands and then proceed to put on latex masks of Sir Zeno; they then each walk in a different direction…