The EFOW revolution is beginning...

[EFOW]

The hotel room stinks of cigarettes and booze. It is dark, only disrupted by the flickery desklamp. Golden Glove and THE PENETRATOR have just finished fucking some dirty sluts. Golden Glove's slut decides it would be clever to be playful and not give back his belt...

Golden Glove: "YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

Golden Glove punches the face of the dirty slut; she starts crying and scrambles for the door.

THE PENETRATOR: "You get out too BITCH!"

The other dirty slut cups herself and runs out of the hotel room.

Golden Glove: "What a night eh, THE PENETRATOR?"
THE PENETRATOR: "I've had better...your mum for example..."
Golden Glove: "I need to finish myself off...keep talking about mother..."

Golden Glove retires to the bathroom while THE PENETRATOR shouts some lewd comments about the heritage of the glove family being sluts.

Gloden: "ahhhhhh...thats better..."
THE PENETRATOR: "OK, now what should we do?"
Gloden: "Fuck some random sluts?"
THE PENETRATOR: "We've just done that! How about we invade BOB?"
Gloden: "Yeah, OK, that'll give us something to do..."
THE PENETRATOR: "Lets take the PENETRATOR-MOBILE"
Gloden: The Skoda drawn by horses?"
THE PENETRATOR: "Is there any other PENETRATOR-MOBILE?"

Our EFOW heroes make their way to BOB towers while contributing to global warming in the Skoda drawn by horses...because horses have to fart too...

[CircularAnswer]

*Dimension Z. The throne room. Currently under renovation, and so Sir Zeno and Queen Mylisiv, having seen this promo, are reduced to yelling at each other as construction noises fill the background. There are dropcloths and plastic sheets everywhere.*

Sir Zeno: THE HELL WAS THAT?!?

Queen Mylisiv: DAMNED IF I KNOW! A COUPLE OF MISOGYNISTS WERE TALKING ABOUT ANALLY RAPING BOB, I THINK!

Sir Zeno: WHO'S BOB?

Queen Mylisiv: B-O-B... I THINK! AND ONE OF THEM WAS CALLED "THE PENETRATOR"!

Sir Zeno: "THE PENETRATOR"?

Queen Mylisiv: I THINK!

Sir Zeno: IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST CALL HIMSELF HUGH E. RECTION AND GET IT OVER WITH?

Queen Mylisiv: WHAT?!?

Sir Zeno: I SAID...

*The construction noises die at exactly that moment.*

Sir Zeno: HUGH E. RECTION! *Pause* Crap. Damn you, seven minute lull.

[BOB LEGEND CHAMPION douja]

douja: what da fuck is up wit' everyone wantin' to take dis place over.. i am so sick of hearin' dat shit... DAMN YOU, NWO!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR LONG LASTIN' IMPRINT ON DIS BIDNESS!!