Post by @xL on Feb 20, 2007 2:12:49 GMT -5
sWo X presents: The Royal Royale...
[Scene: We open to the X-Arena, where Mike Stand is standing in the center of the ring...]
Mike Stand: Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in introducing the band that will be playing the National Anthem... X... PLOSION!!!
["X Gonna Give it to Ya" plays on the speakers, and the sWo X [Reeve, Krys, and Lord Alan of Qaida] all make their way to the ring, Reeve with a microphone, Krys with a guitar, and Lord Alan with a chair and some drumsticks. They get into the ring, and as Reeve and Krys stand with their mic and guitar, Lord Alan sets the chair up, before holding a drumstick in either hand.]
Reeve: ARE YOU READY TAH ROCK?!?!?!
Audience: ...
Reeve: Alrighty then... this song is called "The National Anthem", a song that's rather close to my heart. A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, FOUR!!!
[Krystal wails away on the guitar, Lord Alan beats the chair with the pair of sticks, and Reeve begins to yell into his microphone...]
Reeve: FEEL THE HATE! FEEL THE SIN! FEEL IT SO CLOSE TO YOUR HEART!
THIS IS DEATH! THIS IS LIFE! THIS IS THE END AND THE START!
WHEN I EAT A WEEK OLD LOAF OF BREAD, I FEEL SICK!
THE MOLD SLIDES DOWN MY THROAT, AND I WANNA PICK-
MY NOSE BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S CLOGGED UP AND-
THE FEELING I FEEL IS FEELING SO GRAND!!!
THIS IS DEATH! THIS IS LIFE! THIS IS...
MY NATIONAL ANTHEM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!~1
[Lord Alan suddenly picks up the chair and starts beating himself in the skull, as Krys raises the guitar above her head and brings it crashing down to the mat, breaking it into hundreds of pieces. Reeve smiles to himself, before beginning to speak into the microphone.]
Reeve: Ladies and gentlemen... welcome... to the Royal Royale!!!
Audience: ...
Reeve: Tonight, the first EVER 50 on 1 Gauntlet Match WILL take place, but what WON'T take place is Axl VanHalen facing my man Lord Alan for the sWo X World Title... because THAT honor will go to my girl, Krystal Dawn. But, I have even MORE great news. Because in our opening contest, I've decided... that seeing as how Wright Angle is busy preparing for the 2008 Olymipic Luge Contest, and the UdderTaker and the HeadAche Kid both are already facing me in a triple threat for the sWo X World Title at WrassleMania next month, I'm going to give John Semen the HONOR of facing my girl Krystal Dawn, right here, right now, for the Best Damn Secondary Title... Period. In a LADDER match! ... With ME as the ref! So timekeeper, ring that bell!
[The bell is rung, and Reeve slides out of the ring, before... heading up the ramp? He heads through the curtains, and Krys brings a ladder into the ring. Backstage, Reeve comes face to face with Semen, who is coming to the ring, when he meets up with the Chairman. Reeve turns around, and maybe he was just making sure Semen was coming to the ring... when out of the blue, Reeve whips around with a superkick to the jaw of Semen! John Semen collapses to the floor, and Reeve heads back to the ring, as Krys is climbing the ladder... Reeve slides into the ring, Krys grabs the title, and Reeve signals for the bell!]
Good ol' Ben Joss: BAH GAWD!!! Krystal Dawn is the BAH GAWD Best Damn BAH GAWD Secondary Champ... PERIOD!!! BAH GAWD!!!~1
[Krys climbs back down the ladder, belt in hand, and hugs Reeve, before Reeve straps the gold around his girlfriend's waist. After celebrating, Reeve heads to the commentary table next to BJ, and Krys removes her sWo X shirt to reveal a skimpy referee's shirt.]
[We head backstage, where Axl is just arriving in the parking lot. Axl, Tifa, and the Party BoyzZz climb out of their monster truck, and Matt and Jeff tell Axl that they'll meet up with him later, as they got a text message on their cell phone, and their drinking buddy John Semen has been knocked out backstage. Axl says he'll see the BoyzZz later, and he and Tifa head for the ring...]
Mike Stand: The following is the 50 on 1 GAUNTLET MATCH! First, hailing from the Fast Food Nation... he is King... BURGER!
[King Burger makes his way through the curtain, waving regally to his "subjects", before walking down the ramp, and stepping into the ring.]
Mike Stand: And now... the man faced with the challenge of defeating 50 of the most Super of Stupid StarzZz... he calls Nowhere home... he is the Metal God, and leader of the Rock-O-Lution... Axl... Van... HALEEENNN!!!
["Young, Dumb, and Rich, B!tch" hits, and Axl comes out... but not very long after he steps through the curtain, WCW [Nitro and Thunder] rush out and blast Axl with forearms to the back. They grab ahold of the Metal God, before bringing him down to the ring, tossing him in, and sliding in after. WCW and King Burger send boot after boot to the sides of Axl, trying to take him down early, but Axl quickly manages to get back to his feet, hit all three men with a fist to the skull, before tossing all three over the top and to the outside. More music hits, more Stupid StarzZz make their way to the ring, and more eliminations occur, as Axl continues to stand tall in the center of the ring. That is, until the final two entrants music strikes up...]
[The Party BoyzZz music plays, and Axl's eyes widen, his mouth is left agape, and he looks on in shock as his friends... FORMER friends... come through the curtain with sinister smirks spread across their faces. They slowly walk down the ramp... but from out of nowhere, Axl is turned around, and dropped in the middle of the ring with the Gordon Cutter at the hands of Reeve. Reeve heads to a corner, and crouches down... ready to hit a Gore. Matt and Jeff get into the ring, and both hit a simply vicous senton bomb, before actually eliminating themselves by leaping over the top rope. Axl soon gets to his feet, turns around.... right into the GORE, sending Axl toppling back to the canvas. Reeve rolls out of the ring, and walks back to the commentary table.]
[Lord Alan, who had been sitting in his trusty metal chair beside the ring up till now, takes the chair, slides into the ring, and gets ready to pounce on Axl once he gets back up... When Axl DOES get back to his feet, Lord Alan rushes in to try and take a chair to the Rock and Roller's skull... but Axl ducks under, rebounds off the ropes, and when Lord Alan turns back around, Axl nails a dropkick, sending the chair back into Lord Alan's OWN head. Lord Alan stumbles back a few feet, dropping the chair. Axl picks up the chair, swings and brings Lord Alan crashing to the mat...]
[Lord Alan and Axl have a pretty good match, definitely the match of the night [which is pretty much a give-in given the circumstances...]. In the end, Axl is about to hit the Rock-O-Lution Bomb, when Krys comes over and pulls Lord Alan down. Krys gets up in Axl's face, and the leader of the Rock-O-Lution merely smiles, before grabbing ahold of Krys' hair. Lord Alan pulls Axl from behind into a school boy roll-up, and gets the quick 2 count. Suddenly, Tifa comes down and spears Krys, and the two women roll out of the ring and to the outside. After looking at this display with a bit of a smile, Lord Alan turns around... right into a kick to the gut, followed by the Rock-O-Lution Bomb. Reeve tries to go for the interference, but Tifa sends Krys crashing into her boyfriend and the two fall to wayside, as Axl covers Lord Alan. Tifa rolls Krys into the ring, and slaps Krys' hand to the mat for the three, giving Axl the win.]
BJ: BAH GAWD FOLKS!!! Axl VanHalen has done it! Axl has picked up the sWo X World Title! And Bah Gawd folks, I'm about to have a coronary!!!!!!!!~1
[Tifa tosses Krys to the outside, before handing Axl a can of black spraypaint. As Tifa holds the belt up, Axl sprays across the belt the words "Fission: Mailed", before draping the title over Lord Alan's fallen carcass. Axl and Tifa then head out of the ring, and as they get to the bottom of the ramp, they find Reeve and Krys standing, exhausted, glares on their faces. Axl and Tifa simply smile and laugh to themselves, before brushing past... leaving Reeve to mope about his fallen Lord Alan... and for Krys to console her man. After Axl and Tifa head through the curtain, Reeve pounds his fists on the apron, before sliding into the ring, and grabbing the microphone out of Mike Stand's hands. Krys gets into the ring, and stands beside Reeve, as he shouts in the mic.]
Reeve: LORD ALAN!!! What have you done?! You... YOU... you've LOST MY TITLE!!! But... actually... since Axl didn't take the belt WITH him... it really is still mine... [takes the belt off of Lord Alan, before draping it over his shoulder] Lord Alan... I brought you through time to KILL Axl... and you FAILED! Lord Alan... YOU'RE... FFFFIIIRRREEEDDD!!! Get out of my ring you... you... you...
[Lord Alan slowly gets to his feet, and stares at Reeve... before lifting his middle finger up at the Chairman. Lord Alan simply gets out of the ring, and walks up the ramp... before leaving through the curtains.]
Reeve: YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! You leave, and you keep walking! [turns to the camera] Now... that was supposed to be the main event. But since I'm the REAL World Champ, and Krys is the Best Damn Secondary Champ... AXL! TIFA!!! You BOTH get to this ring, right now, and face me and Krys... in Hell... in a CELL! And the last couple standing, will BE the champions of the sWo X!!! Get your asses out here... NOW!!!
[Suddenly, the X-Tron comes on, showing the faces of Axl and Tifa... sitting in their black convertible... heading for the Metal Manor.]
Axl: Reeve... I'm tired of this. Seriously. I've got a match with Alan Qaida this Sunday, and next Sunday? I've got a date with the Swiss Army Belt. So... to put it bluntly-
Tifa: Take your belts and shove 'em! Axl... let's roll.
[The X-Tron cuts to static, leaving Reeve and Krys staring up at the screen. Reeve turns to the audience... everyone has left. He turns to Krys...]
Reeve: Krys... let's kill the sWo. Let's spend the rest of our lives together, just the two of us... in Canada. What do you say, baby?
Krys: I say... I love you to the moon and back.
Reeve: And I love you to heaven and back.
[Reeve and Krys kiss softly... in the center of the ring... as the camera fades to black.]
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