Post by MMR1 "Re-Generation-X" on Jan 6, 2007 15:15:51 GMT -5
(Somewhere on the beaches of Orlando Florida...yes I know there are no beaches in Orlando I was making a joke...anyway moving along somewhere in Orlando Florida our hero...(yes he paid me to say that)...Massive Man Rendition First is lying by his pool near his lavishly furnished apartment.)
MMR1: Thank god, I ditched that tool box Jim and those losers in Totally lame. Its been a good few years for me, I invested all the money I made from BoB’s and with my keen investing technique I turned those 19 dollars into enough money to cover first, and last months rent and even part of the security deposit.
(phone rings in the back ground)
MMR1: Yes it truly is good to be living the lifestyle of the just above poverty stricken here in lovely Orlando.
(phone continues to ring.)
MMR1: I mean I am glad to be fully unemployed without a job or any means of income here in Orlando.
(Some guy answers the phone and walks over to Massive Man.)
SG: Sir here’s the phone. And do me a favor cut out all that exposition no one here cares.
MMR1: Thank you, Estaban now return to cleaning the pool.
SG: My names not Estaban, and I don’t work for you so take your damn phone and answer it on your own next time, no one here likes listening to your damn ring tone.
MMR1: Dude you are way out of line now, everyone loves my ring tones…show of hands who here loves…Me Amore by Color Me Bad?
(Everyone looks away acting like they can’t hear him…oh but they hear him they are just trying to avoid the situation. The Guy walks away vindicated.)
MMR1: Ahhh you don’t know good music. (MMR1 answers the phone) Hello, you are speaking with the former every title ever invented Massive Man Rendition First, what can I do ya for?
Phone Guy: Hey man BoB’s has returned and you are needed back here as soon as possible-eh.
MMR1: Who is this?
Phone Guy: That’s not important, what is important is you return fast because you’re part of a Battle Royal on SMC 34. The winner gets the Number one seed for The OWTTM’s. And your buddy Jim is already involved eh?
MMR1: You sure do say eh a lot.
Phone Guy: ummm-eh no I don’t…eh.
MMR1: Clive?!? Is that you Clive the camera guy?
CCG: Damn it, that speech therapist isn’t getting another dime from me.
MMR1: So Jim’s gonna be there, well that Totally Packaged Be-otch has another thing coming if he thinks that Massive Man Rendition first is gonna let him get his little hands on the OWTTM’s
CCG: Actually, I think his hands are quite large eh.
MMR1: Clive I appreciate the call but keep your social life to yourself. Talk to you later.
(MMR1 hangs up.)
MMR1: Alright now I’m excited, I am raging, I am ready for action.
(MMR1 stands up from his pool chair. Everyone around the pool’s face is aghast and they gasp with horror.)
MMR1: What???
SG: Man you have a full blown erection.
(MMR1 looks down.)
MMR1: I guess I do. Don’t be jealous. Anyway as I was saying. I have a chace to get even with Jim and get a shot at the OWTTM. This is gonna be great I feel like blowing Joshitude all over this place.
(Everyone around the pool runs screaming.)
MMR1: Oh don’t be gross I wasn’t gonna blow that all over the place get your mind out of the gutter.
(MMR1 begins walking back up to his apartment.)
MMR1: Don’t act like your not impressed.
(Camera pulls back…and pan to the left….Sorry the fade to black function is broken.)
MMR1: Thank god, I ditched that tool box Jim and those losers in Totally lame. Its been a good few years for me, I invested all the money I made from BoB’s and with my keen investing technique I turned those 19 dollars into enough money to cover first, and last months rent and even part of the security deposit.
(phone rings in the back ground)
MMR1: Yes it truly is good to be living the lifestyle of the just above poverty stricken here in lovely Orlando.
(phone continues to ring.)
MMR1: I mean I am glad to be fully unemployed without a job or any means of income here in Orlando.
(Some guy answers the phone and walks over to Massive Man.)
SG: Sir here’s the phone. And do me a favor cut out all that exposition no one here cares.
MMR1: Thank you, Estaban now return to cleaning the pool.
SG: My names not Estaban, and I don’t work for you so take your damn phone and answer it on your own next time, no one here likes listening to your damn ring tone.
MMR1: Dude you are way out of line now, everyone loves my ring tones…show of hands who here loves…Me Amore by Color Me Bad?
(Everyone looks away acting like they can’t hear him…oh but they hear him they are just trying to avoid the situation. The Guy walks away vindicated.)
MMR1: Ahhh you don’t know good music. (MMR1 answers the phone) Hello, you are speaking with the former every title ever invented Massive Man Rendition First, what can I do ya for?
Phone Guy: Hey man BoB’s has returned and you are needed back here as soon as possible-eh.
MMR1: Who is this?
Phone Guy: That’s not important, what is important is you return fast because you’re part of a Battle Royal on SMC 34. The winner gets the Number one seed for The OWTTM’s. And your buddy Jim is already involved eh?
MMR1: You sure do say eh a lot.
Phone Guy: ummm-eh no I don’t…eh.
MMR1: Clive?!? Is that you Clive the camera guy?
CCG: Damn it, that speech therapist isn’t getting another dime from me.
MMR1: So Jim’s gonna be there, well that Totally Packaged Be-otch has another thing coming if he thinks that Massive Man Rendition first is gonna let him get his little hands on the OWTTM’s
CCG: Actually, I think his hands are quite large eh.
MMR1: Clive I appreciate the call but keep your social life to yourself. Talk to you later.
(MMR1 hangs up.)
MMR1: Alright now I’m excited, I am raging, I am ready for action.
(MMR1 stands up from his pool chair. Everyone around the pool’s face is aghast and they gasp with horror.)
MMR1: What???
SG: Man you have a full blown erection.
(MMR1 looks down.)
MMR1: I guess I do. Don’t be jealous. Anyway as I was saying. I have a chace to get even with Jim and get a shot at the OWTTM. This is gonna be great I feel like blowing Joshitude all over this place.
(Everyone around the pool runs screaming.)
MMR1: Oh don’t be gross I wasn’t gonna blow that all over the place get your mind out of the gutter.
(MMR1 begins walking back up to his apartment.)
MMR1: Don’t act like your not impressed.
(Camera pulls back…and pan to the left….Sorry the fade to black function is broken.)