Man, this place has changed...

[Cornelius J Lumpkin III]

Okay, how many of YOU chumps have been chokeslammed through a table, off the top rope, in a steel cage match and LIVED to gloat about it (not talking to Kamikaze Ken)... and yeah, you better believe I JUICED JUST LIKE DUSTY, BABY!

and how 'bout this? ...been choked and slammed to the mat by THE BARBARIAN?! Yep, THAT Barbarian?

HA! Read 'em and weep, suckas! And Nate, quit blaming me for all that stuff you've been blaming me for... I already told yo ass that was Skeeter's doing!

I'm outta here to go file for bankruptcy... and change my address. Again.

Later!
J

[John Leary]

J!!! Bro, I am planning on e-mailing you this weekend. Funny coincidence. I planned to do that last weekend, but some drinking and some other things got in my way.

*Must see J wrestle sometime!* The real life Dustbuster Boy!

[TheBigBOSS]

F*** me dead, it's the L'ilBOSS! Good to see you're still alive and juicing, buddy!

And what's that about all the shit ideas being mine? I take umbrage with that. (Anyone else fell like a glass of umbrage?) Was _I_ the one that decided March mayhem was a GOOD idea. (How is your brain, BTW? Recovered from the 64-man Tourney of Death, yet? Personally, after that, I guessesing having the Barbarian powerslam you could only help...)

[John Leary]

LOL! March Mayhem was the most evil thing EVER!

I'll never recover from it. Two shows with 16 matches. YEAAAAAAh.