Post by Kurt Angel on Oct 1, 2005 13:40:29 GMT -5
SIX WEEKS AGO
Caption: Heaven.
11:21 a.m.
~~~~~~~Yes, there is time in Heaven. Well, THIS Heaven, anyway...We join Kurt Angel, who is seated in front of a table that is supposed to be a desk. On the other side? God.~~~~~~~
God: Kurt.
Kurt: God?
God: Does thou knowest why your Lord thy God asked thou to come see your Lord thy God?
Kurt: No.
God: Well, your Lord thy God is sad to inform thou that your Lord thy God hast spied thou smoking joints in the Garden of Eden again.
Kurt: Bullspit! I never smoked in there, Mr. God!
God: Dude, your Lord thy God has it on tape. Wouldest thou prefer to see it in Windows Media or Real Audio?
Kurt: Oh. Well, never mind then. So, what are you going to do with me this time?
God: Your Lord thy God needs thou to learn the art of sacrifice. For the period of one year, thou mayest not win one match in Brawlers On a Budget.
Kurt: Aw, come on! No fair!
God: Fair? Your Lord THY GOD! *Ahem* Has brought thou back into your Lord thy God's kingdom! And how dost thou reward your Lord thy God? Byest smoking doobies? Thou doesn't even havest a corporeal body! How dost thou do it?
Kurt: Well...can I still smoke at least back in BOB?
God: Thou really doesn't get it, does thou?
Kurt: Look, Mr. God. This is supposed to be HEAVEN. What's with all the freakin' rules? I don't remember pot-smoking being in the Ten Commandments.
God: Oh, and if thou dost win a match, your Lord thy God will reset the year. Your Lord thy God is also signing you up for drug rehab.
Kurt: Rehab?
God: Not false. So not false.
Kurt: But who's gonna main event in the HWF?
God: Let's see...our next show will feature the new LOD, Hawk and Ray Traylor vs. Chris Candido and Curt Hennig.
Kurt: Aww, man! That's gonna suck. You're finally pushing the NEW guys? What about my Yokozuna feud?
God: Get through a year and maybe we can talk.
Kurt: ...
God: Oh. Right.
*Snaps his fingers*
BigBOSS: Kurt Angel!
Kurt: CRAP!
Caption: Heaven.
11:21 a.m.
~~~~~~~Yes, there is time in Heaven. Well, THIS Heaven, anyway...We join Kurt Angel, who is seated in front of a table that is supposed to be a desk. On the other side? God.~~~~~~~
God: Kurt.
Kurt: God?
God: Does thou knowest why your Lord thy God asked thou to come see your Lord thy God?
Kurt: No.
God: Well, your Lord thy God is sad to inform thou that your Lord thy God hast spied thou smoking joints in the Garden of Eden again.
Kurt: Bullspit! I never smoked in there, Mr. God!
God: Dude, your Lord thy God has it on tape. Wouldest thou prefer to see it in Windows Media or Real Audio?
Kurt: Oh. Well, never mind then. So, what are you going to do with me this time?
God: Your Lord thy God needs thou to learn the art of sacrifice. For the period of one year, thou mayest not win one match in Brawlers On a Budget.
Kurt: Aw, come on! No fair!
God: Fair? Your Lord THY GOD! *Ahem* Has brought thou back into your Lord thy God's kingdom! And how dost thou reward your Lord thy God? Byest smoking doobies? Thou doesn't even havest a corporeal body! How dost thou do it?
Kurt: Well...can I still smoke at least back in BOB?
God: Thou really doesn't get it, does thou?
Kurt: Look, Mr. God. This is supposed to be HEAVEN. What's with all the freakin' rules? I don't remember pot-smoking being in the Ten Commandments.
God: Oh, and if thou dost win a match, your Lord thy God will reset the year. Your Lord thy God is also signing you up for drug rehab.
Kurt: Rehab?
God: Not false. So not false.
Kurt: But who's gonna main event in the HWF?
God: Let's see...our next show will feature the new LOD, Hawk and Ray Traylor vs. Chris Candido and Curt Hennig.
Kurt: Aww, man! That's gonna suck. You're finally pushing the NEW guys? What about my Yokozuna feud?
God: Get through a year and maybe we can talk.
Kurt: ...
God: Oh. Right.
*Snaps his fingers*
BigBOSS: Kurt Angel!
Kurt: CRAP!