Post by J on Jun 2, 2004 10:17:07 GMT -5
Hello again, it’s the inspiration for Dustbuster Boy, the greatest BOB superstar to ever walk the www dot planet….
…okay, I’m just J. That’s it. J
And I’m here to tell you that life in the REAL WORLD Brawler’s on a Budget is still alive and kicking. In fact, I’ve stolen one of my favorite gimmicks and plan to, yes….
BRING A BOB GIMMICK TO THE MASSES!
Sad thing, my promoter loved it.
So, whoever created The 1600 Club, I owe royalties to you if it ever takes off. Send me a bill. Okay?
In my defense, I think Steve first used “The Man that looks a bit like Nixon,” so I’m going to owe him a dollar or two. But I’m going to take credit for “The Guy the slightly resembles LBJ”, “The Dude that’s a Dead Ringer for Clinton”, and “The Man that Smells just like Bush.“”
I don’t know who coined “1600 Club”, but I’M STEALING IT! Your check is in the mail. I will warn you, though…. In the two years I’ve been “in the business”, I’ve made about 50 bucks. 20 for a cage match, 20 for a commissioner gig, and about 10 for a match where I whip-lashed myself doing a top rope elbow drop. So, your payday will be like mine…. minimal.
My apologies to LBJ, that place where I found the mask didn’t have you. But JFK will be a nice stand in.
The link below is the AUTHENIC and ACTUAL promo hype that will appear on the site of the fed I work most for and plan to run with this thing in. The site that is lamer than BOB’s worst, and it’s looked the same for the two years I’ve been there. (At least BOB’s improved)
So check it out, maybe one day we’ll be in YOUR town. Or worse, New Zealand.
P.S. – I get to be Clinton.
Talk to you later,
Your bud,
J
www.geocities.com/scwaowner/FLotFW.doc
…okay, I’m just J. That’s it. J
And I’m here to tell you that life in the REAL WORLD Brawler’s on a Budget is still alive and kicking. In fact, I’ve stolen one of my favorite gimmicks and plan to, yes….
BRING A BOB GIMMICK TO THE MASSES!
Sad thing, my promoter loved it.
So, whoever created The 1600 Club, I owe royalties to you if it ever takes off. Send me a bill. Okay?
In my defense, I think Steve first used “The Man that looks a bit like Nixon,” so I’m going to owe him a dollar or two. But I’m going to take credit for “The Guy the slightly resembles LBJ”, “The Dude that’s a Dead Ringer for Clinton”, and “The Man that Smells just like Bush.“”
I don’t know who coined “1600 Club”, but I’M STEALING IT! Your check is in the mail. I will warn you, though…. In the two years I’ve been “in the business”, I’ve made about 50 bucks. 20 for a cage match, 20 for a commissioner gig, and about 10 for a match where I whip-lashed myself doing a top rope elbow drop. So, your payday will be like mine…. minimal.
My apologies to LBJ, that place where I found the mask didn’t have you. But JFK will be a nice stand in.
The link below is the AUTHENIC and ACTUAL promo hype that will appear on the site of the fed I work most for and plan to run with this thing in. The site that is lamer than BOB’s worst, and it’s looked the same for the two years I’ve been there. (At least BOB’s improved)
So check it out, maybe one day we’ll be in YOUR town. Or worse, New Zealand.
P.S. – I get to be Clinton.
Talk to you later,
Your bud,
J
www.geocities.com/scwaowner/FLotFW.doc