Hideous Mutant Freaks #3: 5 Years Ago

[Dave]

[Open with an establishing shot of an abandoned insane asylum. Cut to a young man stood in front of a broken and stained mirror; brushing his teeth with Arm & Hammer toothpaste. Suddenly, he grasps the sides of his head; wincing in agony as his brain is frozen solid.]

~Come to the training hall, my hideous freaks. We have a new recruit.~

[The ''training hall'' used to be the asylum's cafeteria; now littered with cobwebs and broken floorboards.]

Brain Freeze: They'll be here soon.

[The main double doors suddenly burst open as four young men stumble into the hall, falling over one another.]

Brain Freeze: Hideous freaks!

[Three of them look up; the other uncontrollably vomiting.]

Brain Freeze: I would like you to meet our newest recruit. Her name is Donna Rudolph.

[The young woman stood next to Brain Freeze makes a nervous wave.]

Donna: Hey guys.

[The four young men slowly scramble to their feet. Brain Freeze extends his arm towards them.]

Brain Freeze: Donna; this is Eye Scream, Blood Eagle, Snowman and Werewolf. They, and now you, are my hideous mutant freaks.

[Dave]

Brain Freeze: For now, I would just like to demonstrate to Donna what you all can do.



Brain Freeze: Eye Scream, I will drop my control soon. Use your powers as they are panicked and attempt to run away!

[The homeless person convulses to lucidity, while Eye Scream stares at him with malintent.]

Eye Scream: Can do, boss.

[Cut to a close up of Eye Scream's eyeballs as they split horizontally. They begin to bulge out of their sockets with incredible pressure... until two powerful jets of corrosive acid burst forth.]

Eye Scream: *AGHHHHHH*

[The homeless person's flesh is completely melted from their bones, leaving little but a pool of red slush where they were stood.]

Brain Freeze: Very good Eye Scream.

[Eye Scream falls to his knees; clutching, in absolute agony, where his eyeballs used to be.]