Post by Dave on Nov 13, 2022 18:28:06 GMT -5
[Open to the interior of a bar; where a small, barbed wire covered cage has been set up in the middle of the room. Inside the cage is a collapsed man, lying completely still in a pool of his own blood.]
Announcer: Who else wants to beat the shit out of Gunpoint?
Guy: I'll beat the shit out of him!
[He walks up to the cage and climbs in. He immediately grabs Gunpoint, hauling him to his feet and headbutts him. He then throws him into the cage; the barbs tearing intro Gunpoint's limbs and back. The muscular guy takes this opportunity to boot him square in the nuts.]
Announcer: Not good.
[Gunpoint sneers a tobacco stained, rotten grin. He rips one of his arms out of the barbed wire and, extending his thumb and index finger, points at the muscular guy's head.]
Gunpoint: Fuck you.
*BANG*
[The audience flees as the muscular guy falls to the floor, dead. Gunpoint looks at his finger, which now resembles a split open cigar. He stumbles towards the door of the cage and opens it. The owner of the bar is waiting outside with a shotgun pointed at him.]
*click click*
Owner: Get out of my bar freak!
[Gunpoint attempts to take the shotgun from him, but it goes off whilst directed at his stomach. The owner looks on in shocked horror as Gunpoint's intestines start pouring out onto the floor. Gunpoint is now able to take the shotgun from the owner, who starts to run away; but a teenage girl sweeps his legs and he falls to the floor.]
Gunpoint: Who the fuck are you?
[The girl takes off her pink tinted sunglasses and smiles.]
Girl: Catherine Wu. I've been sent to find you.
[Gunpoint starts picking up his guts; shoving them back into his stomach.]
Gunpoint: Why?
Catherine: I'm from a school for hideous freaks. The headmaster, Brain Freeze, sent me to recruit you.
[Gunpoint duct tapes his finger back together, and then his stomach closed.]
Gunpoint: What's so hideous about you?
[She pulls out her phone and walks away, leaving the bar. Several minutes later she returns with a wooden wheel and some pieces of rope.]
Catherine: I make fireworks.
Announcer: Who else wants to beat the shit out of Gunpoint?
Guy: I'll beat the shit out of him!
[He walks up to the cage and climbs in. He immediately grabs Gunpoint, hauling him to his feet and headbutts him. He then throws him into the cage; the barbs tearing intro Gunpoint's limbs and back. The muscular guy takes this opportunity to boot him square in the nuts.]
Announcer: Not good.
[Gunpoint sneers a tobacco stained, rotten grin. He rips one of his arms out of the barbed wire and, extending his thumb and index finger, points at the muscular guy's head.]
Gunpoint: Fuck you.
*BANG*
[The audience flees as the muscular guy falls to the floor, dead. Gunpoint looks at his finger, which now resembles a split open cigar. He stumbles towards the door of the cage and opens it. The owner of the bar is waiting outside with a shotgun pointed at him.]
*click click*
Owner: Get out of my bar freak!
[Gunpoint attempts to take the shotgun from him, but it goes off whilst directed at his stomach. The owner looks on in shocked horror as Gunpoint's intestines start pouring out onto the floor. Gunpoint is now able to take the shotgun from the owner, who starts to run away; but a teenage girl sweeps his legs and he falls to the floor.]
Gunpoint: Who the fuck are you?
[The girl takes off her pink tinted sunglasses and smiles.]
Girl: Catherine Wu. I've been sent to find you.
[Gunpoint starts picking up his guts; shoving them back into his stomach.]
Gunpoint: Why?
Catherine: I'm from a school for hideous freaks. The headmaster, Brain Freeze, sent me to recruit you.
[Gunpoint duct tapes his finger back together, and then his stomach closed.]
Gunpoint: What's so hideous about you?
[She pulls out her phone and walks away, leaving the bar. Several minutes later she returns with a wooden wheel and some pieces of rope.]
Catherine: I make fireworks.