Kevin The Pyromaniac
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Post by Kevin The Pyromaniac on Aug 1, 2022 16:05:40 GMT -5
[Open to a backyard. Kevin is lying on the grass on his stomach, cutting people shapes out of paper with safety scissors.]
Kevin: I'm gonna label you #1... and you #2.
[He puts #1 down on the grass; and then puts #2 on top of her. He holds his finger on #2's back and moves him up and down. He giggles.]
Kevin: They're doing it!
[He picks up #2 and crumples him into a ball.]
Kevin (Shao Kahn): FATALITY!
[He unfolds #2.]
Kevin: Oh no, he got old!
[He picks up #1 and rips her arms and legs off. He puts her back on the grass before putting #2 back on top of her.]
Kevin: You sick shit!
[#2 doesn't move.]
Kevin: He's dead!
[Kevin picks up #2 and crumples him into a ball again; proceeding to throw him away like a baseball. He looks back at #1.]
Kevin (Edward G Robinson): Sorry bitch, he had connections.
[He picks up a red crayon and fills her in.]
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