Post by Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam on Jun 15, 2009 23:40:09 GMT -5
[We fade in on Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam using a laptop and a pirated Wifi connection to read the results of BOB's latest house show, and his latest victory. He turns to the see the reader (or readers if he should be so lucky) before quickly closing the laptop and hoping no one noticed the meta reference.]
SSTDY - It is I, Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam. Representative of Yams worldwide. Voice of the local Vegetable Union 405, and round nice mutant. Today I would like to speak out against jobbers. For to long they have been the bread and butter of Brawler's on a Budget. For to long they have been making us hopeless morons look less like hopeless morons, and morons of the screwed up variety. Well, no more!
I demand to be given opponents that actually fight back. Opponents that will not lay down and be screwed out of a victory just because they're heading in the wrong direction. For to long they have been blown on the job. It's safe to say that I like these dick's, and will continue to like them dicks, and will continue to blow hard on these dicks until they rise to the top, and become hard dicks.
And once they have become hardened dick's, I will proceed to fuck them in ways that they have only dreamed of when they where little dicks jobbing to cock suckers like me. Then they will wish they had stayed jobless little cocks, who like about 99.99999*% of the population and had never heard of Brawlers on a Budget. That is all.
Note: The Author wishes to apologize for the above roleplay, but he seriously needs to get laid...
SSTDY - It is I, Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam. Representative of Yams worldwide. Voice of the local Vegetable Union 405, and round nice mutant. Today I would like to speak out against jobbers. For to long they have been the bread and butter of Brawler's on a Budget. For to long they have been making us hopeless morons look less like hopeless morons, and morons of the screwed up variety. Well, no more!
I demand to be given opponents that actually fight back. Opponents that will not lay down and be screwed out of a victory just because they're heading in the wrong direction. For to long they have been blown on the job. It's safe to say that I like these dick's, and will continue to like them dicks, and will continue to blow hard on these dicks until they rise to the top, and become hard dicks.
And once they have become hardened dick's, I will proceed to fuck them in ways that they have only dreamed of when they where little dicks jobbing to cock suckers like me. Then they will wish they had stayed jobless little cocks, who like about 99.99999*% of the population and had never heard of Brawlers on a Budget. That is all.
Note: The Author wishes to apologize for the above roleplay, but he seriously needs to get laid...
