Post by Death on May 28, 2009 12:38:19 GMT -5
[Fade in on a sign: Pet Semetary. Cut inside, where Kid Pirate and Death are standing near a grave with a tiny little tombstone. A monkey priest reads from the Bible.]
Monkey: Ooook! Oook! Ook! EEEEEEEEE! Ooook!
KP: Thank ye, father. That be beautiful.
Death: You know…it sure took a long time to get to this burial.
KP: Our ghostwriter be on vacation.
Death: Ah. Well, at least now we have a plot. Something to rant about. I can't believe Plants no-showed.
KP: He sent th' flowers.
[Death looks around, not seeing any nearby.]
Death: Flowers?
KP: They be sarcastic flowers, ARRR?
Death: Ahhh. He must still be pissed at us for not running in to save him from Scatman when he cashed in the Beer in the Belly at Gluttons for Punishment 2. Speaking of which, why didn't I run in? I know you were mourning your bird, but where was I?
KP: The wake be so sad. I nerethought Pretty Boy would be havin' t' be havin' a closed shoebox ceremony. All on accoun' o' o' Viet Kong. Who, by th' way, be very fired.
Death: You didn't want some sort of blowoff match where I kill him?
KP: No. We've got bigger things t' worry about at th' moment.
Death: The Fetish Freaks? Yeah. Revenge a dish best served dead.
KP: If Scatman wants an orgy, he's got an orgy. O' violence! At iMPLOSION! 21.
Death: Four guys, one girl, and Big Boney?
Monkey: Oooook ooook!
[Kid Pirate falls to his knees as the monkey shoves the shoebox containing Pretty Boy into the hole in the ground.]
KP: KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Death: Don't worry, Kid. Sometimes…they come back. Especially in BOB.
Monkey: Ooook! Oook! Ook! EEEEEEEEE! Ooook!
KP: Thank ye, father. That be beautiful.
Death: You know…it sure took a long time to get to this burial.
KP: Our ghostwriter be on vacation.
Death: Ah. Well, at least now we have a plot. Something to rant about. I can't believe Plants no-showed.
KP: He sent th' flowers.
[Death looks around, not seeing any nearby.]
Death: Flowers?
KP: They be sarcastic flowers, ARRR?
Death: Ahhh. He must still be pissed at us for not running in to save him from Scatman when he cashed in the Beer in the Belly at Gluttons for Punishment 2. Speaking of which, why didn't I run in? I know you were mourning your bird, but where was I?
KP: The wake be so sad. I nerethought Pretty Boy would be havin' t' be havin' a closed shoebox ceremony. All on accoun' o' o' Viet Kong. Who, by th' way, be very fired.
Death: You didn't want some sort of blowoff match where I kill him?
KP: No. We've got bigger things t' worry about at th' moment.
Death: The Fetish Freaks? Yeah. Revenge a dish best served dead.
KP: If Scatman wants an orgy, he's got an orgy. O' violence! At iMPLOSION! 21.
Death: Four guys, one girl, and Big Boney?
Monkey: Oooook ooook!
[Kid Pirate falls to his knees as the monkey shoves the shoebox containing Pretty Boy into the hole in the ground.]
KP: KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Death: Don't worry, Kid. Sometimes…they come back. Especially in BOB.