Post by THE GREAT on May 23, 2009 11:30:07 GMT -5
(The Great and his ten year old son, Nick, are playing Raw vs. Smackdown as The Great appears to be brushing up on his offense. They're sitting on the living room couch as Nick looks at his father with his normal childlike innocence.)
Nick: Hey Dad, shouldn't you be training for your match? Don't you have a title match coming up?
The Great: This is all the training The Great needs. The Great is wrestling Axl.
Nick: Shouldn't you try and out promo him?
The Great: The Great just did.
(There's a brief pause as they both push buttons rapidly and squirm on the couch for advantage.)
Nick: That Axl guy really doesn't like you, huh?
The Great: Axl has some quest to defeat The Great. He's still harboring some ill feelings from when The Great first came to the Brawler's on a Budget and soundly defeated him. Then The Great probably beat him again. And again. And one more time after that. Axl is obsessed with defeating The Great, but just like before, Axl will lose. Again.
Nick: So that means you'll be champion?
The Great: The Great doesn't know if The Great wants the tainted Swiss Army/WSE 24/7 Ultimate Hobo Fighting championship. Axl has made the title worthless. However, maybe The Great can go ahead and give the title some credibility again.
(Nick jumps off the couch)
Nick: BOOM! SUPERKICK! That's it for you!
The Great: The Great needs to find a defense for that.
Nick: ONE! TWO!
voice from game: Rope break.
Nick: SHIT!
The Great: What?
NIck: Don't tell mom!
The Great: The Great won't, if you just stand there for a minute. TWIST OF GREAT! THE GREAT SAYS GOOD-BYE!
Nick: You cheated!
The Great: And you won't be grounded.
Nick: Okay. Pin me.
The Great: Count along: ONE! TWO! THREE! Prelude to The Great versus Axl. Déjà vu all over again, isn't that right, champ?
The Great is coming for The Great's title The Great lost at the Grand Slam Tournament Final. The Great lost the tag-team titles in a BATTLE ROYAL.
So, basically, The Great has not lost a one on one, or even a two on two title match.
And The Great hasn't lost to Axl.
The Great says: If you calculate, you can't mistake.
Put your money, on The Great.
Axl has no chance, none by far.
This match won't last nearly as long as his promos are.
(Pete Trable walks into view.)
Pete: Quit stealin' my shizzle, you nizzle!
Nick: Oooooh, I'm telling!
The Great: The Great thought you left since you and The Great are no longer tag-team champions.
Pete: Yo, you kickin me to da curb cause dat?
The Great: The Great thinks it's okay if you stay. But you have to do The Great a favor.
Pete: Yo? Hit me wit it.
(fade out)
Nick: Hey Dad, shouldn't you be training for your match? Don't you have a title match coming up?
The Great: This is all the training The Great needs. The Great is wrestling Axl.
Nick: Shouldn't you try and out promo him?
The Great: The Great just did.
(There's a brief pause as they both push buttons rapidly and squirm on the couch for advantage.)
Nick: That Axl guy really doesn't like you, huh?
The Great: Axl has some quest to defeat The Great. He's still harboring some ill feelings from when The Great first came to the Brawler's on a Budget and soundly defeated him. Then The Great probably beat him again. And again. And one more time after that. Axl is obsessed with defeating The Great, but just like before, Axl will lose. Again.
Nick: So that means you'll be champion?
The Great: The Great doesn't know if The Great wants the tainted Swiss Army/WSE 24/7 Ultimate Hobo Fighting championship. Axl has made the title worthless. However, maybe The Great can go ahead and give the title some credibility again.
(Nick jumps off the couch)
Nick: BOOM! SUPERKICK! That's it for you!
The Great: The Great needs to find a defense for that.
Nick: ONE! TWO!
voice from game: Rope break.
Nick: SHIT!
The Great: What?
NIck: Don't tell mom!
The Great: The Great won't, if you just stand there for a minute. TWIST OF GREAT! THE GREAT SAYS GOOD-BYE!
Nick: You cheated!
The Great: And you won't be grounded.
Nick: Okay. Pin me.
The Great: Count along: ONE! TWO! THREE! Prelude to The Great versus Axl. Déjà vu all over again, isn't that right, champ?
The Great is coming for The Great's title The Great lost at the Grand Slam Tournament Final. The Great lost the tag-team titles in a BATTLE ROYAL.
So, basically, The Great has not lost a one on one, or even a two on two title match.
And The Great hasn't lost to Axl.
The Great says: If you calculate, you can't mistake.
Put your money, on The Great.
Axl has no chance, none by far.
This match won't last nearly as long as his promos are.
(Pete Trable walks into view.)
Pete: Quit stealin' my shizzle, you nizzle!
Nick: Oooooh, I'm telling!
The Great: The Great thought you left since you and The Great are no longer tag-team champions.
Pete: Yo, you kickin me to da curb cause dat?
The Great: The Great thinks it's okay if you stay. But you have to do The Great a favor.
Pete: Yo? Hit me wit it.
(fade out)