Death Can Kiss My Tushy! Apr 4, 2009 23:25:39 GMT -5 Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostBack to Top Post by hamstergirl on Apr 4, 2009 23:25:39 GMT -5 HG: SO many colors!SS: Hamster Girl will you please stop for a moment?[She gives him a hurt look.]HG: What?SS: You have a match against DEATH. I shouldn’t even HAVE to say anything more than that, but your just skipping around acting as if you’re a shoe in to win.HG: I AM a shoe in to win!SS: What?!HG: I’m the hardcore champion you son of a biscuit! I’ll put him through a table or something if I have to, but I’m not going to lose my belt. Ooh, what’re these in the gold wrappers?Shop Owner: Caramel shortbread.HG: Holy ship! I want, I want, I want![She jumps up and down on the spot and claps her hands together. There is always an electricity in the air when Hamster Girl visits the candy shop.]SS: I’ll never forgive myself if this poor girl dies.[Hamster Girl’s eyes widen and become sparkly.]HG: Are they gummi worms?!Owner: Yes, we also have gummi bears, jelly beans and all sorts of sweets behind the counter!SS: Hey! Stop trying to take advantage of her![Before he can even finish his sentence Hamster Girl has paid for three giant brown paper bags full of candy.]SS: Don’t you think you should eat some fruit or something instead? All that candy will rot your teeth!HG: I don’t need teeth when I have PIXIE STICKS![She gently kicks him in the shin, her arms full, and leaves the shop.]