Post by [Sir Zeno] on Mar 22, 2009 12:34:49 GMT -5
*Scene opens in a DomiNatrix suite of some sort. [Sir Zeno] is seen hanging nude from the ceiling in chains. Luckily, the camera only shows him from the waist up. There is some sort of purple ball bobbing up and down near the bottom of the screen.*
[Sir Zeno]: I see why she likes this.
*Notices the camera.*
[SZ]: Oh, hello there. You just caught my training for my next match against Jerri Li.
*He looks down.*
[SZ]: Harder.
*He looks up.*
[SZ]: My promos are obviously leading me on to victory in this tournament, and no doubt I will easily make the UnFOURtunate Four. Jerri, I'm going to do something terrible to you when we meet. That something? Nothing. I'm not going to inflict any pain on you, nor will I let you inflict any pain on me. Now, I realize the paradox in there, that by not inflicting injury I will actually be inflicting injury. So in addition to that, I will blow up Tentacle Beast. Again.
*Cut to a Japanese aquarium. It blows up with the help of some amateurish CGI explosion effects. Back to the "training" room.*
[SZ]: No doubt Tentacle Beast was in there raping young Japanese girls. And once again, Tentacle Beast is dead.
*That bouncing purple ball? It was apparently Jennifer Aniston wearing a purple wig, and for some reason she had painted herself up like a member of the Blue Man Group. She spits something out of her mouth. She turns around to reveal blood dripping down her chin and throat. Her blue breasts are blurred out for "taste" concerns. Because swearing and simulated oral sex is fine, but nudity? Way over the line!*
JA: More?
[Sir Zeno]: I see why she likes this.
*Notices the camera.*
[SZ]: Oh, hello there. You just caught my training for my next match against Jerri Li.
*He looks down.*
[SZ]: Harder.
*He looks up.*
[SZ]: My promos are obviously leading me on to victory in this tournament, and no doubt I will easily make the UnFOURtunate Four. Jerri, I'm going to do something terrible to you when we meet. That something? Nothing. I'm not going to inflict any pain on you, nor will I let you inflict any pain on me. Now, I realize the paradox in there, that by not inflicting injury I will actually be inflicting injury. So in addition to that, I will blow up Tentacle Beast. Again.
*Cut to a Japanese aquarium. It blows up with the help of some amateurish CGI explosion effects. Back to the "training" room.*
[SZ]: No doubt Tentacle Beast was in there raping young Japanese girls. And once again, Tentacle Beast is dead.
*That bouncing purple ball? It was apparently Jennifer Aniston wearing a purple wig, and for some reason she had painted herself up like a member of the Blue Man Group. She spits something out of her mouth. She turns around to reveal blood dripping down her chin and throat. Her blue breasts are blurred out for "taste" concerns. Because swearing and simulated oral sex is fine, but nudity? Way over the line!*
JA: More?