Hail the Penis!

[[Sir Zeno]]

*Your monitor fills up with the image of beautiful Dimension DN. The floor is constructed completely out of Jessica Biel, and the king of the Dimension, [Sir Zeno] sits upon a Megan Fox throne. In the background, Kate Perry is singing her latest other worldly hit, "A Chimp Pissed On Me (And I Liked It)."*

[Sir Zeno]: This NCAA fellow sure knows how to book. Already got rid of Axl. What more could a ruler of his own dimension ask for? As for me, it's on to face Seth Harker. Harker, I don't have anything clever or humorous to say, because I lack imagination. Instead, I'll have to settle for destroying something of yours.

*Cut to the Parts Unknown Municipal Water Department. [Zeno] is dumping a bag of powder into the water supply.*

[SZ]: I have just infected the entire town with male enhancement pills. Prepare for the *ahem* hardest match of your life, Seth...

*[Zeno] pulls out a Vulcan Mini Gun and begins riddling Harker's vehicle with bullet holes until it finally explodes.*

[SZ]: Hail the penis!