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Post by kevin on Mar 20, 2009 7:31:47 GMT -5
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Post by kevin on Mar 21, 2009 0:12:29 GMT -5
[Kevin is seen after losing to Unit 5 in the March Mayhem tournament.]
Mysterious Offscreen Voice: Well that didn't take you long.
Kevin: God damnit son of a bitch motherfucking washing machine!
Voice: It's probably karma for all the animals you put in washing machines.
Kevin: They needed a wash!
Voice: Regardless, it's back to hell for you.
Kevin: But I just sent in my updated bio! It had all these cool accomplisments I achieved in the hell wrestling federation... you can get away with anything you want down there, you see.
Voice: Don't worry, I'll tell the website guy to ignore it.
[The mysterious person throws a cloud of magical dust and Kevin melts.]
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