Rescue from Retard Island

[[Sir Zeno]]

*A black helicopter is hovering over an island. Four figures can be seen below, along with a makeshift wrestling ring. [Sir Zeno] opens the passenger door and begins lowering a rope. After several moments, none other than Kamikazie Ken, complete with three months or so of beard growth under his tattered blue luchador mask, crawls up into the helicopter.*

[SZ]: Are you ready for March Mayhem 2009?

*Ken holds up a bent index finger.*

KK: One second.

[Ken pulls out a blindfold, then a cigarette. He lights it and then jumps back out of the helicopter.]

[SZ]: The hell?

*[Zeno] looks down to see Ken has landed on Insano Mano. A fifth figure comes into view and counts a one, two, three. The fifth figure then charges for the rope. After several minutes, he finally pulls himself to the top.*

Generic Ref: Thank God! You finally saved us.

[SZ]: What's been going on down there?

GR: They've been holding wrestling matches. For months, ever since we crashed at MegaBrawl II. I have a bag full of tapes here you can probably use for Classix, unless Skeeter is on a permanent vacation.

*[Zeno] takes the tapes.*

[SZ]: Well, thank God if you wish. But curse me if you must. You aren't on my list, tubby.

GR: What list?

[SZ]: My brackets.

*With one foot, [Zeno] pushes Generic Ref out of the chopper and into the water below with a huge splash.*

[SZ]: Why is nobody climbing up here?

*Zeno looks down. Hallucination Boy is diving out of the way of the rope. Coma is playing with something shiny. Ken and Insano Mano both appear to be unmoving and/or dead.*

[SZ]: Does this thing have a net?

*After [Zeno] hauls in the foursome of stranded BOBsters, Zeno gives the final command*

[SZ]: Do it.

*Insert mushroom cloud stock footage here.*

GR: Thank God!

[SZ]: Damn. I thought I got rid of you.

GR: Nope.

[SZ]: Remind me to stab you horribly later...