Garbage Collecting

[[Sir Zeno]]

*[Sir Zeno] is seen in the passenger seat of a garbage truck. The truck pulls to a stop at a regular looking house. [Zeno] exits the truck, puts on some gloves, and heads up to the front door. He kicks it in and heads inside. After several seconds, [Zeno] emerges, carrying Unit 5 single-handedly with his mighty Dimension DN strength! A woman chases after him, waving a fly swatter at him. With ease, [Zeno] tosses the iconic washing machine into the back of the truck. He produces a katana, stabs her through the throat, then wipes off the blood on her shirt before she even hits the ground. With blood still gushing up in the air in a Tarantino-ish geyser, Zeno returns into the cab of the truck. Slowly, the truck rolls on.*

[SZ]: Unit 5, check.

*[Zeno] checks off Unit 5 off his March Mayhem brackets. Cut outside of the truck as it begins to roll. The BOB 2009 March Mayhem logo is on the side of the trash track like an ad, fittingly enough. Then back into the truck as [Zeno] pulls out his cell phone.*

[SZ]: Hey, Azathoth. Have you had success reanimating Luke Warm, American Panda, Tentacle Beast, Alex Smith, Zombie Mr. Fantastic, and Bohemoth? What do you mean, who is this? This is [Sir Zeno], mortal! No, I'm not doing a bad impersonation of him! I'm actually a little entertaining… What sort of accident? … Tentacle PANDA? … What do you mean Bohemoth isn't dead? He SMELLED dead… Alex Smith IS Zombie Mr. Fantastic? This is all too confusing. Get it sorted out. I'll be there soon…March Mayhem is starting today.