Circular Jerkular

[[Sir Zeno]]

*[Sir Zeno] is seen standing in Dimension DN. The former Brawlers On a Budget ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, while his handler is banned from BOB forever, still has managed to find away on in an attempt to piss all over everybody else like it's an episode of World Sports Entertainment.*

[Sir Zeno]: I'm sure you all missed this. Let's get right to it. This Web site's design is horrible. SMP is an old joke of a champion. Axl is still as untalented as ever. As for the latest results? Piss poor...not that I actually read them, because I don't even read the shows anymore. Thus, I didn't laugh once. It was like I was watching one of my OWN promos. So you dusted me off for March Mayhem? Thanks, but no thanks.

*[Zeno] produces a printout of the March Mayhem brackets.*

[Sir Zeno]: LBJ? I will stab him in his squishy brain with a sword and then crotch him on top of a leftover bear trap I have somewhere around here. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bukkake party to be at the center of.

*Cue random destruction of someone's home...let's say...Studnuts' house for old-time's sake. It implodes. Presumably everyone is dead. Hilarious!*