Post by stchristian on Mar 18, 2009 8:29:17 GMT -5
[Scatman is rifling through the pages of Penthouse, which is completely covered in shit by this point.]
Scatman: Holy shit! I forgot to clean the drains!
[He runs to the bathroom, magazine in hand, and climbs headfirst into the toilet. He uses the magazine to clean his way through the pipeline.]
Caption: Eight hours later...
[Scatman re-emerges from the toilet, sopping wet with an even thicker layer of shit covering him.]
Scatman: A job well done, now I just have to clean the house itself.
Caption: Two hours later...
[The entire house is covered from floor to ceiling in poo. It's absolutely everywhere, with a stench so bad even the flies daren't come near.]
Scatman: Housework is always a gamble, but it paid off.
[He shoves the magazine up his asshole, cleans around a bit, then pulls it back out.]
Scatman: Now THAT'S erotic!
Scatman: Holy shit! I forgot to clean the drains!
[He runs to the bathroom, magazine in hand, and climbs headfirst into the toilet. He uses the magazine to clean his way through the pipeline.]
Caption: Eight hours later...
[Scatman re-emerges from the toilet, sopping wet with an even thicker layer of shit covering him.]
Scatman: A job well done, now I just have to clean the house itself.
Caption: Two hours later...
[The entire house is covered from floor to ceiling in poo. It's absolutely everywhere, with a stench so bad even the flies daren't come near.]
Scatman: Housework is always a gamble, but it paid off.
[He shoves the magazine up his asshole, cleans around a bit, then pulls it back out.]
Scatman: Now THAT'S erotic!