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Post by Selection Committee on Mar 15, 2009 16:06:39 GMT -5
The 65 man field for March Mahem 2009 - The SMP Challenge, has been selected!
Wrestlers were chosen on past accomplishments in BOB, whether or not they had a bio pic (having one was GOOD), if we liked their name, if we liked their gimmick, if they are a hot chick, or recently held a roster spot.
Unfortunately, some choices we wanted to include were excluded due to not having enough slots available. Oh well, there's snubs every year in the NCAA tournament as well and teams that thought they should have got in but didn't.
"We" = "Me"
Brackets and seedings released TONIGHT!
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Post by @xL on Mar 15, 2009 16:42:09 GMT -5
Axl: I'm one step closer to winning the tournament!
Tifa: How do you come to that conclusion?
Axl: Because! Oklahoma may suck, I may HATE sports, and hell, if I DID like sports, I'd probably be rooting for Utah...
Tifa: ... But?
Axl: Huh?
Tifa: ... Well? You said all those negative things... there's gotta be SOME reason you said you're "closer to winning the tournament"?
Axl: Of course!
Tifa: ... And it is... ?
Axl: Because I AM... That... Damn... Good!
Tifa: Wow. Who do you think you are, Triple H?
Triple S: Somebody-ah call-ah for the Mang-ah?
Tifa: "H"!!! Not "S", you Simpleton...
Triple S: No, that's Scissor Slash SIMPSON... not Simpleton. Hey, I brought some friends. They'd like tah be entered into this little tournament thing you have goin' on around here. They miss the place like a mother fudger...
"Barely Good" Hack Hokin: Hey BROTHER!
Bing O. Hall: Hey YO!
Big Daddy Drool: HEY... where's the strippers?
Triple S: The gang's back together!
Tifa: Oh dear lord no...
Axl: I remember watchin' you guys on Sunday Morning Chloroform! You guys were AWESOME!
Tifa: ... Are you SURE you're talking about THESE guys?
Axl: Hell yeah! They used to be led by my HERO... Vinny Ru!
Tifa: ... My respect for you has been dead for so long... but every time I think I couldn't think any lower of you... Well, you prove me wrong.
Chris Benoit: Did somebody call for me?
Axl: HA! Get it?! PROVE ME WRONG! Yes! Awesome. ;D
Tifa: *slaps forehead* Why did I ever talk myself into coming BACK to this idiot...
Axl: You KNOW you can't get enough of the Axe Man!
*bump bump*
Axl: Yes, I said the Axe Man!
*bump bump*
Mr. Bad Ass Billy Kip James Gunn : Is this a party, or WHAT?!
Tifa : *gets up and walks away* I need some aspirin...
Axl: I have it! Kip, TripS, Hall, Hack, Slash, BENOIT... and Axl -
The NEW NEW NEW Something World Order!!!
TripS: It's money!
Benoit: It's killer!
Vinny Ru: IT'S RATINGS, BABY!
Axl: March Mayhem... HERE WE COME!!!
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Post by Selection Committee on Mar 15, 2009 17:17:06 GMT -5
Mike Monroe: Due to the above promo, it has been announced that Axl has been dropped several seeds. Looks like he wants to be paired with the Utes.
He will now be represented by Utah instead of Oklahoma! We wouldn't want to stick him with sucky Oklahoma!
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Post by @xL on Mar 15, 2009 17:27:15 GMT -5
Axl: ... Tifa: You remember when you said, at Bearly Legal, that the only thing I'm good for is costing you shots at the OWTTM? Axl: ... Tifa: Well... looks like you've done a better job of that than I EVER could. Good job, Axe. Seriously.  Axl: ... I hate my life. Tifa: Let me go dust of the Goth attire... |go cowboys| |
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Post by John Leary on Mar 15, 2009 20:05:02 GMT -5
Chris Benoit's corpse has a better shot at getting in this tournament than the sWo.  |
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Post by @xL on Mar 15, 2009 20:24:29 GMT -5
Yeah, I know. Was just feeling like writing something stupid. - MB |
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