Brackets!

[The Professor of Bracketology]

The Four Regions have been named! Where will YOU end up for your chance to have a college basketball team win your BOB sub-superstar THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS?!

THE SINISTER SURGEON SMOOTH AND DIRTIEST AUGMENTED BRACKET:

#1 Seed: Defending ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS and the cause of all this- Dr. Silaconne M. Plants (represented by the North Carolina Tar HEELS.)

Honoring the previous winners!

THE SMOKE DOGGIE DOGG "HOW HIGH" BUZZED LIKE A M*THAF*CKA BRACKET:

Special guest, the first ever winner of March Mayhem, and BOB LEGEND douja will be seeded in this bracket!

THE ONE EYED FAT ASS MINER HOW'D YOU EVER GET THAT GODDAMNED FAT BRACKET:

2002 winner and STWF LEGEND Bohemoth will be seeded in this bracket!

THE DETACHED NARRATOR "I'M MORE THAN JUST A DISEMBODIED VOICE" YOU SACK OF SH*T BRACKET:

Quickly renamed to this for legal reasons:

THE BOBO Q. FIENDISH "I'D WIN THIS THING EVERY YEAR IF IT WAS LEGIT" FAREWELL TO THE FLESH BRACKET:

Quickly renamed to this for ego reasons:

THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT ICON EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BRACKET:

It is rumored that the one and only TREY VINCENT will be seeded in this bracket!

It is also rumored that Trey Vincent has a special surprise for one BOB superstar he plans to reveal at the selection show!

WHAT COULD IT BE?

[The Professor again]

UPDATE!

Via email, THE GREAT has asked if he could be represented by the Missouri Tigers, winners of the Big 12 championship.

We'll see, it depends on how high a seed they get and where it matches what you'd be seeded. You're projected pretty high, so I don't see much of a problem with it.

Don't know about your chances with Mizzou, but I love the loyalty.You Missouri guys stick together!

Good luck!

[The Professor]

The region's announce team pairings just handed down!
Mike " The Monotone" Monroe to host the SELECTION SHOW!

THE SINISTER SURGEON SMOOTH AND DIRTIEST AUGMENTED BRACKET:
Mikey Styles and Scotty Whatbody!

THE SMOKE DOGGIE DOGG "HOW HIGH" BUZZED LIKE A M*THAF*CKA BRACKET:
Dennis The Former Interview Guy and GBH!

THE ONE EYED FAT ASS MINER HOW'D YOU EVER GET THAT GODDAMNED FAT BRACKET:
Mark Shill with Detached Narrator!

Due to legal reasons, the Detached Narrator has been replaced by...
*ACTION ASTERISK GUY*!

THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT ICON EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BRACKET:
Kay Fabe and Nurse Heidi! (for obvious reasons)

IT'S MARCH MAYHEM! IT'S MATCH MAYHEM! WHO WILL WIN THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS?