Make Me a Hot Dog, Bitch!

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[Somewhere, a phone rings. Fade in on a half-screen shot of The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain't Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin' Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Title Belt. It is seated on a fuzzy pink toilet seat (presumably in Hamster Girl's bathroom) with a pink cell phone (also, presumably Hamster Girl's). The right side of the screen comes into focus as Vicky Jean answers.]

VJ: Hello?

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VJ: Oh, hey, belty.

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: How did you dial the phone?

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: You're right, that's not important. So what's up?

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: You want me to do WHAT to Hamster Girl?

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: What's a menage a trois? And who's Gretchen?

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: What do you mean she isn't listening to you and won't follow your orders?

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: Maybe her hamster outfit is too thick for her to hear you?

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VJ: Why did you want to set the dog on fire?

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: That doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds cruel.

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: Are you crying?

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...!

VJ: Don't yell at me!

YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXDTB: ...

VJ: Sure, it's allergies...

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VJ: OK. Well, I'll do my worst to Hamster Girl. She's really tough, though.

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VJ: I miss you, too. Soon, belty...soon...

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