Post by stchristian on Mar 4, 2009 3:51:04 GMT -5
[Scatman is smoking a shit covered blunt in his muddy pig farm of a backyard in a deck chair. He moved to Orlando, Florida and set up a demented farm in the middle of a nice neighborhood. He ripped up the orange orchard that used to be here and covered it from head to toe in mud. Scatman grabs a handful of crystallized cherries from a bowl and puts them in his mouth.]
Scatman: I need like a tank made out of chainsaws man.
[The pig sat in the other deck chair just looks at him and squeals.]
Scatman: If I’m going to get my dream match against XXXtreme Machine I need to be hardcore.
[He throws the lemonade from the glass in his hand because the ice cubes melted.]
Scatman: Stupid flies in ice cubes trick.
[Scatman jumps out of his chair and dives passed the sprinklers headfirst into a tube turned into a water slide. He manages to take out a handful of pigs with arms and head, before he kicks the rest. Only Scatman could think this was good training for his matches.]
Scatman: I need like a tank made out of chainsaws man.
[The pig sat in the other deck chair just looks at him and squeals.]
Scatman: If I’m going to get my dream match against XXXtreme Machine I need to be hardcore.
[He throws the lemonade from the glass in his hand because the ice cubes melted.]
Scatman: Stupid flies in ice cubes trick.
[Scatman jumps out of his chair and dives passed the sprinklers headfirst into a tube turned into a water slide. He manages to take out a handful of pigs with arms and head, before he kicks the rest. Only Scatman could think this was good training for his matches.]