Post by hamstergirl on Mar 3, 2009 5:03:19 GMT -5
[Hamster Girl is sat in a dusty dive of a bar with a group of similarly aged teenage girls, celebrating her winning of the YGBKIADTAYOOYFMT&AHXXD title at Bearly Legal.]
Hamster Girl: Are you sure this is legal? We’re pretty underage ya know.
Gretchen: It’s legal in this state.
Hamster Girl: Which state are we in again?
[Gretchen shrugs.]
Gretchen: Parts Unknown? Just drink up already!
Hamster Girl: I’ve never drank alcohol before, I’m just used to coke.
Gretchen: Cocaine?!
Hamster Girl: No! Coca Cola.
[She lifts the little shot glass of whiskey up to the light.]
Hamster Girl: Ok, here goes.
[She pinches her nose and downs the drink in one go. She then starts coughing uncontrollably.]
Hamster Girl: Smooth.
[Hamster Girl holds her brand new title belt up to look at.]
Hamster Girl: I suppose I’ll have to get used to this kinda thing now that I’m hardcore. I’ll probably have to smoke unfiltered cigarettes and smash bud cans over my head. Ooh pretzels!
[She grabs a handful of the salty snack from a bowl.]
Gretchen: Hey, I watched that wrestling show the other night because I knew you were on it. Some of the people in, what was it, BOB? Some of those guys are pretty violent. You’re gonna have to be hard boiled if you want to keep that belt.
Hamster Girl: Oh come on, this is my celebration! Let’s order some margaritas and spicy chicken wings already!
[Gretchen holds her head in her hands.]
Gretchen: All you ever think about is food.
Hamster Girl: Are you sure this is legal? We’re pretty underage ya know.
Gretchen: It’s legal in this state.
Hamster Girl: Which state are we in again?
[Gretchen shrugs.]
Gretchen: Parts Unknown? Just drink up already!
Hamster Girl: I’ve never drank alcohol before, I’m just used to coke.
Gretchen: Cocaine?!
Hamster Girl: No! Coca Cola.
[She lifts the little shot glass of whiskey up to the light.]
Hamster Girl: Ok, here goes.
[She pinches her nose and downs the drink in one go. She then starts coughing uncontrollably.]
Hamster Girl: Smooth.
[Hamster Girl holds her brand new title belt up to look at.]
Hamster Girl: I suppose I’ll have to get used to this kinda thing now that I’m hardcore. I’ll probably have to smoke unfiltered cigarettes and smash bud cans over my head. Ooh pretzels!
[She grabs a handful of the salty snack from a bowl.]
Gretchen: Hey, I watched that wrestling show the other night because I knew you were on it. Some of the people in, what was it, BOB? Some of those guys are pretty violent. You’re gonna have to be hard boiled if you want to keep that belt.
Hamster Girl: Oh come on, this is my celebration! Let’s order some margaritas and spicy chicken wings already!
[Gretchen holds her head in her hands.]
Gretchen: All you ever think about is food.