Crack Under Pressure

[stchristian]

Amber: What next?

[St. Christian looks around him and picks up a soggy cardboard tube and places it width ways on the floor before her feet. She stamps on it with her sole before stabbing her heel into it repeatedly.]

St. Christian: Hang on, I’ve got pins and needles in my feet from standing around too long. Let me shoot into the kitchen and see if I can find anything that feels right.

[He heads off into the tiny house he could barely afford. He finds a half smoked joint laying in an ashtray on the kitchen counter and turns on the television.]

TV: Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction… Chemical X. Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

[St. Christian giggles stonedly until Amber walks in.]

Amber: Hey! You were supposed to be finding something to crush!

[St. Christian impulsively grabs the TV set and pulls it’s wires out before dropping it on the floor.]

St. Christian: How about this?

Amber: You are a little man with very little imagination.

[St. Christian passes her the joint.]

St. Christian: Come on!

Amber: Oh grow up.

[She gives in and jumps onto the top of the TV set. She stamps about a bit before jumping up and down until the TV breaks beneath her. Broken glass and black plastic spill out over the floor.]

Amber: There… didn’t stutter or anything.

St. Christian: I’m so turned on right now.