Post by Billy Polar on Jun 9, 2003 21:33:00 GMT -5
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Dear BOB Imperial Army,
Well, well, well. It's great to read all this feedback from BOB's loyal fans. I wish we had the time to get to all your many posts and e-mails, but as far as you know, we don't. Therefore, I propose that we do a weekly BOB Q&A post. "Q&A" of course meaning "question & answer" YOU FUCKING MORONS! I feel such a project is necessary to address the numerous questions you, the happy BOB consumer, might have about BOB or parody e-wrestling and its largely unrecorded and forgotten history or the WWE or how to quickly give chicks orgasms without having to smell or taste anything unpleasant or even our favorite damn ice cream flavors, you fucking stalkers! I, of course, being from Harvard, and thusly the smartest one here, nominate myself to undertake said project. Just post your questions in this forum and I'll get around to answering them once or twice a week or so*. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow it down, will ya! I only have two eyes. Obviously, due to this incredible flood of questions you're giving me, I clearly won't be able to get to them all, so if I leave yours out of my weekly "column", then either I was overloaded with questions that week or your name is Neige Thirteen. With that being said, send in those questions, because obviously there is a LOT you don't know. But then again, you knew that.
Sincerely,
Billy Polar (Grand Poobah of the Panglossians)
BOB WILL rule the world.
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* "week" in all cases hereupon is understood as the early Anglo-Saxon definition of the word (root=wicu). Specifically, one "week" is the time spanning the gap between now and "when next we meet".
Dear BOB Imperial Army,
Well, well, well. It's great to read all this feedback from BOB's loyal fans. I wish we had the time to get to all your many posts and e-mails, but as far as you know, we don't. Therefore, I propose that we do a weekly BOB Q&A post. "Q&A" of course meaning "question & answer" YOU FUCKING MORONS! I feel such a project is necessary to address the numerous questions you, the happy BOB consumer, might have about BOB or parody e-wrestling and its largely unrecorded and forgotten history or the WWE or how to quickly give chicks orgasms without having to smell or taste anything unpleasant or even our favorite damn ice cream flavors, you fucking stalkers! I, of course, being from Harvard, and thusly the smartest one here, nominate myself to undertake said project. Just post your questions in this forum and I'll get around to answering them once or twice a week or so*. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow it down, will ya! I only have two eyes. Obviously, due to this incredible flood of questions you're giving me, I clearly won't be able to get to them all, so if I leave yours out of my weekly "column", then either I was overloaded with questions that week or your name is Neige Thirteen. With that being said, send in those questions, because obviously there is a LOT you don't know. But then again, you knew that.
Sincerely,
Billy Polar (Grand Poobah of the Panglossians)
BOB WILL rule the world.
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* "week" in all cases hereupon is understood as the early Anglo-Saxon definition of the word (root=wicu). Specifically, one "week" is the time spanning the gap between now and "when next we meet".