Hamster Girl At The Chocolate Factory!

[hamstergirl]

[Scene opens inside a chocolate factory, where Hamster Girl is on a school trip for the day. Barely five minutes after walking through the doors her mouth, nose and hands are already covered in more chocolate than an easter egg. The security guard casts a shadow over her as she leans against a wall, thick liquid brown trickles running down her school uniform.]

Security Guard: Alright missy, let's get you out of here before you cause any more trouble.

Hamster Girl: But I didn't do anything wrong.

Security Guard: You ate all the chocolate!

Hamster Girl: They said there would be free samples.

Security Guard: Yeah, a few chocolate truffles... you dunked your entire head inside the chocolate machine!!

Hamster Girl: I couldn't help myself, it looked sooo chocolatey.

[He wraps his hairy knuckled fist around the collar of her white shirt and drags her out of the chocolate factory, her heels sliding along the concrete floor.]

[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants]

[SMP's state of "tore out the frame" is obviously getting worse...]

SMP: Hey cutie, I have a chocolate covered carrot for you to nibble on... *hic*

[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants]

[After SMP's script boy leaves the computer to retrieve another barly and hops spiked nourishment, he reminds The Doc that Hamster Girl is indeed, not a rabbit.]

SMP: She looks like a rabbit.

[It's a hamster costume, I think.]

SMP: Hamsters eat carrots, yes?

[Don't know, I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the eating preferences of a hamster.]

SMP: Whatever, she can come over to my office and ask, "What's up, Doc?" And I'll show her my carrot.

[Ummm, again... NOT a rabbit.]

SMP: You're deespicable...