Post by MMR1 "Re-Generation-X" on Nov 7, 2007 20:17:23 GMT -5
(Camera comes up on a television where we find a pre-recorded promo already in progress. Massive Man Rendition First and “Totally Packaged” Jim are entering their locker room and it appears that this was recorded right after “Massively Cool”)
Jim: Man, that was total BS. How the hell does Soem Guy In A Mask pin me…the Innovator of Offense…the Sultan of Submission…the Dude who wrestles really good?
(MMR1 sits on a couch and puts his feet up on a coffee table.)
MMR1: I don’t know buddy, but thanks for coming down to the ring tonight. Who would’ve thought that a simple Swiss Army Belt match would turn into a huge orgy of carnage?
Jim: Wow! Nice analogy, “Orgy of Carnage”
MMR1: Thanks, but I kinda stole it from my Jim Ross analogy of the day calendar.
Jim: It’s alright, what’s important is that you used it in the right context.
MMR1: Yeah, “When in Rome.”
(Jim shakes off the weak “Anchorman” reference and keeps the promo moving.)
Jim: Anyway, so we got a huge match coming up.
MMR1: Yeah, on the 24th Re-X is gonna regain the OWTTM.
Jim: You know it!
(Jim sits on the couch next to MMR1, he goes to put his feet on the coffee table, but in doing so clips the edge of the table with his toe.)
Jim: OUCH! DAMN IT! Dude what is that thing made of?
MMR1: Granite.
Jim: What kind of coffee table is made of granite?
MMR1: The kind of coffee table that doubles as a tombstone.
Jim: What!?!
(MMR1 removes the tablecloth.)
Jim: “Here rests the late great “Fabulous Moolah”” Dude I thought we agreed that we were gonna wait a little while before we started messing with Moolah?
MMR1: Yeah, but I figured I’d get the ball rolling. I mean the tombstone place had a buy two get one free thing going.
Jim: Three?? I remember the blank one at the cemetery and now the Moolah one, so where’s the third?
MMR1: Um…don’t be mad…I got a Chris Benoit one made.
Jim: A Chris Beniot tombstone…where have I seen one of those before?
MMR1: Umm…probably Canada.
Jim: Nooo…it was…
MMR1: So how about the iAd starting shit by messing with our cakes.
Jim: I know, I was really looking forward to eating my cake.
MMR1: Yeah, I mean where do they get off? iAd must stand for idiots Against desserts.
Jim: Nice one.
MMR1: Thanks I just thought of it.
Jim: Yeah, I think the iAd may have just made a huge mistake.
MMR1: Yeah, but one thing worries me. The numbers favor them.
Jim: Three of them and two of us, but what are we gonna do?
MMR1: Well I was thinking, I know couple guys who might be interested in helping dish out a little Re-X pain and a little pleasure.
Jim: I think I know where you’re going and I am totally down.
MMR1: Good, I’m gonna make a call.
(MMR1 gets up and goes to the phone…a crash is heard…MMR1 spins around to find Jim laid out under a broken Fabulous Moolah tombstone.)
MMR1: No! Oh man I never even got to use that prop. Jim get up, I know you’re not hurt. Seriously, wrestling’s fake and we all know it…DUDE?? Jim?? Oh crap.
(MMR1 goes to the phone.)
MMR1: Hello 911, yeah it happened again. Oh yeah “We’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll” …and next time we’ll be rollin four strong.
(The television shuts off…fade 2 black)
Jim: Man, that was total BS. How the hell does Soem Guy In A Mask pin me…the Innovator of Offense…the Sultan of Submission…the Dude who wrestles really good?
(MMR1 sits on a couch and puts his feet up on a coffee table.)
MMR1: I don’t know buddy, but thanks for coming down to the ring tonight. Who would’ve thought that a simple Swiss Army Belt match would turn into a huge orgy of carnage?
Jim: Wow! Nice analogy, “Orgy of Carnage”
MMR1: Thanks, but I kinda stole it from my Jim Ross analogy of the day calendar.
Jim: It’s alright, what’s important is that you used it in the right context.
MMR1: Yeah, “When in Rome.”
(Jim shakes off the weak “Anchorman” reference and keeps the promo moving.)
Jim: Anyway, so we got a huge match coming up.
MMR1: Yeah, on the 24th Re-X is gonna regain the OWTTM.
Jim: You know it!
(Jim sits on the couch next to MMR1, he goes to put his feet on the coffee table, but in doing so clips the edge of the table with his toe.)
Jim: OUCH! DAMN IT! Dude what is that thing made of?
MMR1: Granite.
Jim: What kind of coffee table is made of granite?
MMR1: The kind of coffee table that doubles as a tombstone.
Jim: What!?!
(MMR1 removes the tablecloth.)
Jim: “Here rests the late great “Fabulous Moolah”” Dude I thought we agreed that we were gonna wait a little while before we started messing with Moolah?
MMR1: Yeah, but I figured I’d get the ball rolling. I mean the tombstone place had a buy two get one free thing going.
Jim: Three?? I remember the blank one at the cemetery and now the Moolah one, so where’s the third?
MMR1: Um…don’t be mad…I got a Chris Benoit one made.
Jim: A Chris Beniot tombstone…where have I seen one of those before?
MMR1: Umm…probably Canada.
Jim: Nooo…it was…
MMR1: So how about the iAd starting shit by messing with our cakes.
Jim: I know, I was really looking forward to eating my cake.
MMR1: Yeah, I mean where do they get off? iAd must stand for idiots Against desserts.
Jim: Nice one.
MMR1: Thanks I just thought of it.
Jim: Yeah, I think the iAd may have just made a huge mistake.
MMR1: Yeah, but one thing worries me. The numbers favor them.
Jim: Three of them and two of us, but what are we gonna do?
MMR1: Well I was thinking, I know couple guys who might be interested in helping dish out a little Re-X pain and a little pleasure.
Jim: I think I know where you’re going and I am totally down.
MMR1: Good, I’m gonna make a call.
(MMR1 gets up and goes to the phone…a crash is heard…MMR1 spins around to find Jim laid out under a broken Fabulous Moolah tombstone.)
MMR1: No! Oh man I never even got to use that prop. Jim get up, I know you’re not hurt. Seriously, wrestling’s fake and we all know it…DUDE?? Jim?? Oh crap.
(MMR1 goes to the phone.)
MMR1: Hello 911, yeah it happened again. Oh yeah “We’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll” …and next time we’ll be rollin four strong.
(The television shuts off…fade 2 black)