Post by MMR1 "Re-Generation-X" on Oct 31, 2007 21:08:58 GMT -5
(As a thick fog rolls across the scene we find that we are in a darkened abandoned cemetery. The camera pans over moss covered grave stones that read Da Sassy Bitch, STWF, Steve Austin’s Career, Grandma and Grandpa Big Boss, Chris Beniot and many others. The camera continues to pan and we come upon a shadowy figure leaning over a grave stone.)
Shadowy Figure: I’ve been in the shadows for far too long but this Saturday November 3rd at Massively Cool…I will find the light because “we’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll”.
(There is a bright flash of neon blue light in the form of a bolt of light that hit’s the grave stone. At the same time the figure is revealed to be Totally Packaged Jim.)
Jim: That’s right this Saturday grave stone will become a reality!
MMR1(from off camera): HEY JIM I GOT THE NOVELTY GRAVE STONE YOU NEEDED.
Jim: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “YOU GOT IT”? I’M USING IT UP HERE.
MMR1(from off camera):UM NO YOU’RE NOT…CHECK THE NAME.
Jim: I was just about to. As I was saying this is Saturday this will be a reality.
(The camera pans down and reveals the name on the grave stone.)
Jim: Ebenezer Scrooge??? Damn It! JOSH BRING ME THAT STONE BEFORE I LOOK DUMB UP HERE.
MMR1(from off camera): TO LATE
Jim: SHUT UP!
(MMR1 brings the grave stone up to jim and MMR1 and Jim set it up in frame.)
Jim: Okay, one last time. This Saturday this will be a reality.
(The Camera zooms in on the grave stone and the writing is clear, it reads “R.I.P. you pansy wannabe wrestlers “NAME HERE””)
Jim: “NAME HERE”
What the hell dude! Why aren’t their names on it?
MMR1: I figured we might want to use the grave stone next Halloween, so I didn’t want to personalize it.
Jim: Oh, well while I respect your choice economically as well as financially, I really wish you had told me before I gave the grave stone such an important role in my promo.
MMR1: Dude don’t worry I got your back.
(MMR1 runs down to the car and comes back with a sharpie and masking tape.)
MMR1: Alright now you just write your opponents names on the tape and tape it on the stone.
Jim: Brilliant!
(Long pause)
MMR1: Well aren’t you gonna write their names down?
Jim: Um honestly dude, I forgot to find out who I was wrestling.
MMR1: Damn it dude. Hold on.
(MMR1 runs down to the car and grabs his lap top. On the way back he trips over two teenagers necking.)
MMR1: Oh, sorry.
BoyTeen: No problem
MMR1: Um do you mind if I ask what you’re doing necking in a cemetery?
BoyTeen: Oh the HoJo’s was full.
MMR1: Got it.
(A sound is heard, chchchchchchahahahah…)
MMR1: Um I’m not telling you what to do but if I were you I’d get the hell outta here.
(MMR1 breaks into a run and gets back to Jim)
MMR: Okay dude look up your opponents cut your promo and we are outta here.
(Jim opens the lap top, finds his opponents, writes their names on the tape and slaps it on the grave stone.)
MMR1: Dude hurry up!
Jim: Why are you in such a rush?
(chchchchchchahahahahahah….)
MMR1: That’s why!
Jim: Soem Guy In A Mask, Kevin the Pyromaniac and Dr. Thrilla Saturday this grave is a reality. Peace Out!
(MMR1 and Jim grab their stuff and turn right into a 6’9” hockey mask wearing, ax wielding mad man)
Jim: Oh Shit!
MMR1: Holy crap!
(The Mad man takes a step toward Re-X.)
MMR1: Wait I got it, Hey crazy dude there are 2 teens fooling around down the hill.
(The Mad man turns to go down the hill as Re-X makes a break for their car.)
MMR1: That right there is why we’re back and we’re better than ya’ll.
Jim: And come November 3rd we’re gonna be Massively Cool.
(MMR1 gets a little bit in front of Jim when we hear a crash…)
MMR1: Damn it Jim!
(MMR1 turns around to see Jim laid out.)
MMR1: Dude this is getting ridiculous.
(MMR1 picks up Jim and puts him into the car and they drive off…..)
(Fade 2 Black)
(Happy Halloween)
Shadowy Figure: I’ve been in the shadows for far too long but this Saturday November 3rd at Massively Cool…I will find the light because “we’re back and we’re still better than ya’ll”.
(There is a bright flash of neon blue light in the form of a bolt of light that hit’s the grave stone. At the same time the figure is revealed to be Totally Packaged Jim.)
Jim: That’s right this Saturday grave stone will become a reality!
MMR1(from off camera): HEY JIM I GOT THE NOVELTY GRAVE STONE YOU NEEDED.
Jim: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “YOU GOT IT”? I’M USING IT UP HERE.
MMR1(from off camera):UM NO YOU’RE NOT…CHECK THE NAME.
Jim: I was just about to. As I was saying this is Saturday this will be a reality.
(The camera pans down and reveals the name on the grave stone.)
Jim: Ebenezer Scrooge??? Damn It! JOSH BRING ME THAT STONE BEFORE I LOOK DUMB UP HERE.
MMR1(from off camera): TO LATE
Jim: SHUT UP!
(MMR1 brings the grave stone up to jim and MMR1 and Jim set it up in frame.)
Jim: Okay, one last time. This Saturday this will be a reality.
(The Camera zooms in on the grave stone and the writing is clear, it reads “R.I.P. you pansy wannabe wrestlers “NAME HERE””)
Jim: “NAME HERE”
What the hell dude! Why aren’t their names on it?MMR1: I figured we might want to use the grave stone next Halloween, so I didn’t want to personalize it.
Jim: Oh, well while I respect your choice economically as well as financially, I really wish you had told me before I gave the grave stone such an important role in my promo.
MMR1: Dude don’t worry I got your back.
(MMR1 runs down to the car and comes back with a sharpie and masking tape.)
MMR1: Alright now you just write your opponents names on the tape and tape it on the stone.
Jim: Brilliant!
(Long pause)
MMR1: Well aren’t you gonna write their names down?
Jim: Um honestly dude, I forgot to find out who I was wrestling.
MMR1: Damn it dude. Hold on.
(MMR1 runs down to the car and grabs his lap top. On the way back he trips over two teenagers necking.)
MMR1: Oh, sorry.
BoyTeen: No problem
MMR1: Um do you mind if I ask what you’re doing necking in a cemetery?
BoyTeen: Oh the HoJo’s was full.
MMR1: Got it.
(A sound is heard, chchchchchchahahahah…)
MMR1: Um I’m not telling you what to do but if I were you I’d get the hell outta here.
(MMR1 breaks into a run and gets back to Jim)
MMR: Okay dude look up your opponents cut your promo and we are outta here.
(Jim opens the lap top, finds his opponents, writes their names on the tape and slaps it on the grave stone.)
MMR1: Dude hurry up!
Jim: Why are you in such a rush?
(chchchchchchahahahahahah….)
MMR1: That’s why!
Jim: Soem Guy In A Mask, Kevin the Pyromaniac and Dr. Thrilla Saturday this grave is a reality. Peace Out!
(MMR1 and Jim grab their stuff and turn right into a 6’9” hockey mask wearing, ax wielding mad man)
Jim: Oh Shit!
MMR1: Holy crap!
(The Mad man takes a step toward Re-X.)
MMR1: Wait I got it, Hey crazy dude there are 2 teens fooling around down the hill.
(The Mad man turns to go down the hill as Re-X makes a break for their car.)
MMR1: That right there is why we’re back and we’re better than ya’ll.
Jim: And come November 3rd we’re gonna be Massively Cool.
(MMR1 gets a little bit in front of Jim when we hear a crash…)
MMR1: Damn it Jim!
(MMR1 turns around to see Jim laid out.)
MMR1: Dude this is getting ridiculous.
(MMR1 picks up Jim and puts him into the car and they drive off…..)
(Fade 2 Black)
(Happy Halloween)