Post by Pigeon on Mar 16, 2007 17:55:31 GMT -5
Stardate: 3/14/07
first of all, i should be crowned the bob owttm simply due to the fact that sir zeno hasn't even graced this pathetic collection of ghouls known as the rant zone with his presence.
remember back in the glory days of wrestling, when you'd win even your big match if you ranted the lamest rant you could rant and the other guy didn't show up? that's what this is. but hey, i'm fine with that. i'll take the title that way. i ain't 2 proud 2 beg michelle for the title.
it's only fitting that in the lamest federation that the lamest rant wins me the lamest title on the lamest planet in the lamest universe in this existence we call existence. zeno, i don't need a funny rant to beat you. i don't need a stupid rant to beat you. i don't need an i'm pissed off at the booker so i'll blow up his house with a nuke rant to beat you.
so, to all my marks, marvel as my bloodstained hands raise the bloody only world title that matters at living in sin. and thank me so that you aren't subjected to a lame champion the likes of sir zeno and have be proud to have a lame champion such as myself.
and zeno, if you do intend to show up in the rant zone and actually earn your way to the owttm, it still won't be enough. only one man will emerge victorious on the field of battle. living in sin is where we fight. living in sin is where you lose. remember this day, zeno, for it will be yours in infamy for all time.
we're in for one ferocious night. i will give you nothing but take from you everything. enjoy your breakfast, for after living in sin, you will dine in hell. a new age has come. the age of pigeon. and I'll give all my blood, organs, muscle and bone to defeat you.
The hardcore icon with the largest cock in the room,
Pigeon
first of all, i should be crowned the bob owttm simply due to the fact that sir zeno hasn't even graced this pathetic collection of ghouls known as the rant zone with his presence.
remember back in the glory days of wrestling, when you'd win even your big match if you ranted the lamest rant you could rant and the other guy didn't show up? that's what this is. but hey, i'm fine with that. i'll take the title that way. i ain't 2 proud 2 beg michelle for the title.
it's only fitting that in the lamest federation that the lamest rant wins me the lamest title on the lamest planet in the lamest universe in this existence we call existence. zeno, i don't need a funny rant to beat you. i don't need a stupid rant to beat you. i don't need an i'm pissed off at the booker so i'll blow up his house with a nuke rant to beat you.
so, to all my marks, marvel as my bloodstained hands raise the bloody only world title that matters at living in sin. and thank me so that you aren't subjected to a lame champion the likes of sir zeno and have be proud to have a lame champion such as myself.
and zeno, if you do intend to show up in the rant zone and actually earn your way to the owttm, it still won't be enough. only one man will emerge victorious on the field of battle. living in sin is where we fight. living in sin is where you lose. remember this day, zeno, for it will be yours in infamy for all time.
we're in for one ferocious night. i will give you nothing but take from you everything. enjoy your breakfast, for after living in sin, you will dine in hell. a new age has come. the age of pigeon. and I'll give all my blood, organs, muscle and bone to defeat you.
The hardcore icon with the largest cock in the room,
Pigeon