Post by the stoned shooter on Mar 4, 2007 17:58:15 GMT -5
Over the weekend BOB Legend Champion douja made an appearance on the "Dirty" Fred and Teabag show on Sirius Radio. Sources inside BOB are said to be quite worried after hearing his comments, as they are quite outlandish, even for douja. Below are the highlights.
-On the STWF: "it is a real shame i neva' got my chance to really shine dere.. i was bein' prepped for a year long IG title reign when dey shut down.. at da time, i was da biggest draw dey had, and prolly da biggest draw in da entire bidness.. dey just neva' pulled da trigga' on lettin' me run wit' da ball.. i came to bob and da rest is history like dem cracka's like to say.. but, it really could have been big.."
-On SMC's success on Comedy Central: "well, right now we are da highest rated show in da history of professional wrestling, so i am really happy about dat.. we have been averagin' about 20 billion viewers a week and once we get on prime time dat numba' can only go up.. we got two really hot angles cookin' right now.. da stwf angle is really gettin' ova', and of course, you have me and smp doin' what we do.. so it is really workin' well for us at comedy central..."
-On the younger BOB'sters: "see, dis is what really gets my blood boilin'... i try to teach dese kids, i try to give dem suggestions on how to make a career in dis bidness, and they let it go in one year and out the otha'.. i mean, if you had a guy who is one of da biggest draws da bidness has ever seen, a man who has participated in prolly no less den 77 of da 100 greatest matches of all times, a man who has set da bar so high in da art of da promo, tryin' to school you... would you not be interested? dese kids just don't undastand da bidness and prolly never will.."
-On his Moving Bus match with SMP at Living In Sin: "we are both fully aware dat dis is prolly da biggest and most important match da bidness has ever seen and prolly ever will see.. so, we are ready to go out dere and put on da match of a lifetime.. as a guy that has participated in no less den 1,789 classic matches, it really ain't nothin' new for da stoned shooter.. i just hope smp is up to it.. oh, by the way, sorry about da smell.. i visited nurse heidi before comin' to da studio, and da bitch just don't like to clean her choo choo.. i tell her, "baby, wit' a choo choo dat big, it is gonna stink more den otha's.." she don't listein, but what can ya do??"
On the importance of the BOB Legend Championship: "clearly, yo', it is da most important championship in not only north america, but da entire world.. i don't care if you want to put it up against da wwe, da nwa, whatever, it has da most impressive lineage of any world championship in wrestlin' history.. it has also been defended in some of da most important matches dat dis bidness has eva' seen.. so, all things considered, it is prolly da single greatest accomplishment anyone in any walk of life could eva' hope to acheive.. winnin' dis belt is as close to perfection as any single human could hope to come, yo'.. basically, it is an honor smp could never dream of acheivin'.. while he walks around wit' a peice of replica plastic, i strap a golden belt around my waist each day that is known to cure blindness and most sexually transmitted diseases when touched... and it be sparklin', baby.. sparklin'..."
-On the future: "i plan on bein' a part of bob for a long time to come.. but, i got otha' things goin' on, yo... i am da stoned shooter, da most technically gifted athlete in all of wrestlin'.. i feel dese skills could help me in otha' avenues.. i have been trainin' wit' some of da top mma trainers in da world for my debut in an mma ring.. i feel wit' my skills and da proper trainin', i could prolly easily kill a man, which is somethin' i have always wanted to do.. by da way, i just want you guys to know dat it was really hard for me not to use any profanity in dis interview.. i tried my best.. what? satelite radio? i can say whatever i want? what da fuck is satelite radio, yo!?!?! yo, is we not on earf no more?!?! we in space an' shit!?! yo, where can a nigga' get some space chronic? gotta be stone to be da stoned shooter, baby!!"
-credit to FWInsider.com
-On the STWF: "it is a real shame i neva' got my chance to really shine dere.. i was bein' prepped for a year long IG title reign when dey shut down.. at da time, i was da biggest draw dey had, and prolly da biggest draw in da entire bidness.. dey just neva' pulled da trigga' on lettin' me run wit' da ball.. i came to bob and da rest is history like dem cracka's like to say.. but, it really could have been big.."
-On SMC's success on Comedy Central: "well, right now we are da highest rated show in da history of professional wrestling, so i am really happy about dat.. we have been averagin' about 20 billion viewers a week and once we get on prime time dat numba' can only go up.. we got two really hot angles cookin' right now.. da stwf angle is really gettin' ova', and of course, you have me and smp doin' what we do.. so it is really workin' well for us at comedy central..."
-On the younger BOB'sters: "see, dis is what really gets my blood boilin'... i try to teach dese kids, i try to give dem suggestions on how to make a career in dis bidness, and they let it go in one year and out the otha'.. i mean, if you had a guy who is one of da biggest draws da bidness has ever seen, a man who has participated in prolly no less den 77 of da 100 greatest matches of all times, a man who has set da bar so high in da art of da promo, tryin' to school you... would you not be interested? dese kids just don't undastand da bidness and prolly never will.."
-On his Moving Bus match with SMP at Living In Sin: "we are both fully aware dat dis is prolly da biggest and most important match da bidness has ever seen and prolly ever will see.. so, we are ready to go out dere and put on da match of a lifetime.. as a guy that has participated in no less den 1,789 classic matches, it really ain't nothin' new for da stoned shooter.. i just hope smp is up to it.. oh, by the way, sorry about da smell.. i visited nurse heidi before comin' to da studio, and da bitch just don't like to clean her choo choo.. i tell her, "baby, wit' a choo choo dat big, it is gonna stink more den otha's.." she don't listein, but what can ya do??"
On the importance of the BOB Legend Championship: "clearly, yo', it is da most important championship in not only north america, but da entire world.. i don't care if you want to put it up against da wwe, da nwa, whatever, it has da most impressive lineage of any world championship in wrestlin' history.. it has also been defended in some of da most important matches dat dis bidness has eva' seen.. so, all things considered, it is prolly da single greatest accomplishment anyone in any walk of life could eva' hope to acheive.. winnin' dis belt is as close to perfection as any single human could hope to come, yo'.. basically, it is an honor smp could never dream of acheivin'.. while he walks around wit' a peice of replica plastic, i strap a golden belt around my waist each day that is known to cure blindness and most sexually transmitted diseases when touched... and it be sparklin', baby.. sparklin'..."
-On the future: "i plan on bein' a part of bob for a long time to come.. but, i got otha' things goin' on, yo... i am da stoned shooter, da most technically gifted athlete in all of wrestlin'.. i feel dese skills could help me in otha' avenues.. i have been trainin' wit' some of da top mma trainers in da world for my debut in an mma ring.. i feel wit' my skills and da proper trainin', i could prolly easily kill a man, which is somethin' i have always wanted to do.. by da way, i just want you guys to know dat it was really hard for me not to use any profanity in dis interview.. i tried my best.. what? satelite radio? i can say whatever i want? what da fuck is satelite radio, yo!?!?! yo, is we not on earf no more?!?! we in space an' shit!?! yo, where can a nigga' get some space chronic? gotta be stone to be da stoned shooter, baby!!"
-credit to FWInsider.com