Post by RANDALL MOOBY on Feb 15, 2007 13:10:53 GMT -5
[Randall Mooby is standing out in front of Mooby's, the famous worldwide restaurant chain that doesn't exist.]
RM: What's up peckers? Just wanted to let you all know that the next BOB Commissioner is gonna be me. Why worry about those douchebags like Hillary Cunton and John McCocksucker and Rudy Screwsamistresswhilehiswifesdyingofcancer in 2008?
RM: You want a guy to wage war on the STWF? I'm the FUCKING man to do it! I'll fuck those fuckers up so fuckin' bad they'll wish they fuckin' STAYED dead!
RM: I heard that old turd Dubya is running against me. Good fuckin' luck, old man. I'll load your ass on a 'nucular' fuckin' warhead and launch you into whatever other federation I feel like destroying. Maybe I should put that little Orlando company out of its misery...hmm...Of course, NOW, fuckin' homeland security's probably gonna want to question me AGAIN for making nuclear threats. But fuck them and fuck you, too!
RM: I'm the perfect guy to be Commissioner in 2007. And if I don't win, I guaran-fucking-tee I'll spend all my energy tormenting the hell out of whoever does beat me. I don't want to restore your hope and optimism. I just want to be your GOD.
RM: So Vote Mooby, assfaces! Vote Moobian! I'm in..and I'm in it to get pussy. Scotty Whatbody would vote for me.
Voice-Over: Paid for by the Desperate Attempt For Scotty Whatbody To Have Stroke Again In BOB Office for the Moobian Party.
RM: What's up peckers? Just wanted to let you all know that the next BOB Commissioner is gonna be me. Why worry about those douchebags like Hillary Cunton and John McCocksucker and Rudy Screwsamistresswhilehiswifesdyingofcancer in 2008?
RM: You want a guy to wage war on the STWF? I'm the FUCKING man to do it! I'll fuck those fuckers up so fuckin' bad they'll wish they fuckin' STAYED dead!
RM: I heard that old turd Dubya is running against me. Good fuckin' luck, old man. I'll load your ass on a 'nucular' fuckin' warhead and launch you into whatever other federation I feel like destroying. Maybe I should put that little Orlando company out of its misery...hmm...Of course, NOW, fuckin' homeland security's probably gonna want to question me AGAIN for making nuclear threats. But fuck them and fuck you, too!
RM: I'm the perfect guy to be Commissioner in 2007. And if I don't win, I guaran-fucking-tee I'll spend all my energy tormenting the hell out of whoever does beat me. I don't want to restore your hope and optimism. I just want to be your GOD.
RM: So Vote Mooby, assfaces! Vote Moobian! I'm in..and I'm in it to get pussy. Scotty Whatbody would vote for me.
Voice-Over: Paid for by the Desperate Attempt For Scotty Whatbody To Have Stroke Again In BOB Office for the Moobian Party.