Post by @xL on Jan 5, 2007 21:44:47 GMT -5
[The scene... Nowhere Arena, in Nowhere, Oklahoma. Our view is set upon the interior of the building. Not a single person is in sight, and the only light coming in is from the open windows. And the only sound? That of Celtic songstress 'Enya', and the enchanting chords of one of her newest songs; "It's in the Rain". As this beautiful song plays over the speakers, the future Swiss Army champion emerges through the entry curtains, with a smug look on his face. Axl VanHalen, Tru Kaoz General Manager, smiles to himself, before walking down to the ring... before sliding in under the bottom rope. He stands to his feet, and looks out at the arena that's played host to a few matches over the past couple of weeks. Matches that gave the people of Nowhere a taste of what to expect... A mere tid-bit of the bountiful feast that shall be... Tru Kaoz.]
[Axl picks up a microphone lying dead center in the ring, and looks into the camera, with a grin playing at his lips.]
Axl: For those of you at home anticipating the debut of WCWF Tru Kaoz... keep waiting. Actually... don't. Because, when TK debuts, it will be under the XCWA umbrella, as I've decided to sell-out to Randy Phillips. Good luck, Mr. Phillips.
Axl: Why have I sold the very company I deemed to be the future of this business? Simple. I opened my eyes.
Axl: I'M the future of this business, baby! And now, there ain't nothin' holdin' me down. I've split up with Rose. I've dropped my agent, What's-his-face. I've sold WCWF, and as for this New Age CRAP?! The only music that's truly in my blood... the music that's been there all along... is the beat of Metal. Rock n' Roll Forever, b!tches!!!
Axl: The Swiss Army belt... it's coming to me. The other 15 men in Sunday's Battle Royale? May as well take a rain check.
Axl: The Rock-O-Lution has begun. Are you ready?
[Axl drops the microphone back on the canvas, before heading back up the ramp... smile just as present as ever.]
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[Axl picks up a microphone lying dead center in the ring, and looks into the camera, with a grin playing at his lips.]
Axl: For those of you at home anticipating the debut of WCWF Tru Kaoz... keep waiting. Actually... don't. Because, when TK debuts, it will be under the XCWA umbrella, as I've decided to sell-out to Randy Phillips. Good luck, Mr. Phillips.
Axl: Why have I sold the very company I deemed to be the future of this business? Simple. I opened my eyes.
Axl: I'M the future of this business, baby! And now, there ain't nothin' holdin' me down. I've split up with Rose. I've dropped my agent, What's-his-face. I've sold WCWF, and as for this New Age CRAP?! The only music that's truly in my blood... the music that's been there all along... is the beat of Metal. Rock n' Roll Forever, b!tches!!!
Axl: The Swiss Army belt... it's coming to me. The other 15 men in Sunday's Battle Royale? May as well take a rain check.
Axl: The Rock-O-Lution has begun. Are you ready?
[Axl drops the microphone back on the canvas, before heading back up the ramp... smile just as present as ever.]
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