Post by SPACEDICK on Mar 26, 2006 22:28:19 GMT -5
8========D THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GODDAMN FUCKWITS. I'M BACK IN ANOTHER EPISODE OF STEALING SPACEDUCK'S AND SPACECOP'S FUCKING GIMMICK AND THERE'S NOT A FUCKING THING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT. SO...FUCK 'EM. I'LL GET ON WITH IT. THAT'S HOW I ROLL.
WHAT CAN I SAY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOWN AS BRAWLER'S ON A BUDGET NEEDS A SWIFT KICK IN THE FUCKING ASS SO I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO. TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN LEGS.
I MUST SAY THAT THE 'LEFT AND RIGHT' PROMO WAS THE FUCKING BEST PIECE OF FUCKING LITERATURE POSTED ON THIS FUCKING SITE IN YEARS.
KUDOS TO THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT PENNED THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
[SPACEDICK SCRATCHES HIS BALLS. SINCE HE DOESN'T HAVE ARMS, EITHER, HE ACCOMPLISHES THIS BY SIMPLY SHIFTING HIS BALLSACK AGAINST THE CORNER OF THIS MESSAGE BOX]
8========D GEORGE MASON BEATS UCONN. GOOD THING BRAWLERS DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING MARCH MADNESS THIS YEAR OR SOME MOTHERFUCKER LIKE NIC FLARE COULD BE WINNING THE GODDAMN ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS.
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T MIND BEING THE ALL BEEF PATTY IN A KELLIE PICKLER AND KATHARINE McPHEE FUCKING SANDWICH. THOSE BITCHES ARE MEGA HOT. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THEY WIN AMERICAN IDOL OR EVEN IF THE BITCHES CAN SING... THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO SING ANYWAY WITH A MOUTH FULL OF MY MASSIVE COCKSELF.
PUSSY IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD. HOWEVER, PUSSY SMELL IS RIGHT UP THERE AS BEING ONE OF THE WORST. SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN TAE-BO AND COCKRINGS. I MEAN REALLY, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY THINK I CAN BREATHE WITH THAT SHIT CHOKING THE FUCK OUT OF ME? NO PUN INTENDED.
JAPAN WINS WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC...
AMAZING, HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY EVEN SEE THE BALL?
AFTER THE APOCOLYPSE, TWO THINGS WILL REMAIN ON EARTH. ROACHES AND OPRAH...
....WELL, MAYBE THREE THINGS. BRAWLER'S ON A BUDGET WILL PROBABLY FIND SOME FUCKING WAY TO SURVIVE. GOD KNOWS IT'S "DIED" ABOUT THIRTY FUCKING TIMES ALREADY AND IT'S STILL HERE. NOTHING CAN KILL IT. THAT'S SCARY.
BUT NOT AS SCARY AS NIC FUCKING FLARE AS THE ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS. WHOO THIS, YOU WRINKLED BAG OF SHIT.
I HONESTLY THINK THAT SARAH THE JOBBER SLAYER SHOULD CHANGE HER NAME TO SARAH THE KNOBBER SUCKER. I'D BE FIRST IN LINE, MOTHERFUCKER.
OLD PEOPLE THAT DRIVE CARS SLOWER THAN 40 MPH SHOULD HAVE A DEVICE ATTACHED TO THEIR VEHICLE THAT EXPLODES THE SUMBITCH AFTER IT REACHES THAT SPEED AND THEN DROPS BELOW IT. LIKE THAT FUCKING MOVIE "SPEED", EXCEPT THERE'S NO BUS AND DEFINITELY NO BITCHES LIKE SANDRA BULLOCK IN IT. JUST OLDSMOBILES AND OLD PEOPLE. BELOW 40, BOOM. UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THOSE OLD FUCKERS NEVER GET THAT FAST. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY TO GET RID OF THEM. I'LL KEEP THINKING OF A WAY, PERHAPS RAT POISON IN THEIR ENSURE.
DO YOU KNOW WHY MICHAEL JACKSON LIKES 28 YEAR OLDS? BECAUSE THERE'S 20 OF THEM.
[UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
8========D HMMM, I GUESS THAT FUCKING JOKE WORKS BETTER IF YOU HEAR IT INSTEAD OF READ IT.
OH WELL, FUCK THIS SHIT. I NEED TO FIND SOME CYBERPUSSY AND GET MY SWERVE ON. I'LL CHECK YOU FUCKERS LATER.
WHAT CAN I SAY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOWN AS BRAWLER'S ON A BUDGET NEEDS A SWIFT KICK IN THE FUCKING ASS SO I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO. TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN LEGS.
I MUST SAY THAT THE 'LEFT AND RIGHT' PROMO WAS THE FUCKING BEST PIECE OF FUCKING LITERATURE POSTED ON THIS FUCKING SITE IN YEARS.
KUDOS TO THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT PENNED THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
[SPACEDICK SCRATCHES HIS BALLS. SINCE HE DOESN'T HAVE ARMS, EITHER, HE ACCOMPLISHES THIS BY SIMPLY SHIFTING HIS BALLSACK AGAINST THE CORNER OF THIS MESSAGE BOX]
8========D GEORGE MASON BEATS UCONN. GOOD THING BRAWLERS DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING MARCH MADNESS THIS YEAR OR SOME MOTHERFUCKER LIKE NIC FLARE COULD BE WINNING THE GODDAMN ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS.
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T MIND BEING THE ALL BEEF PATTY IN A KELLIE PICKLER AND KATHARINE McPHEE FUCKING SANDWICH. THOSE BITCHES ARE MEGA HOT. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THEY WIN AMERICAN IDOL OR EVEN IF THE BITCHES CAN SING... THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO SING ANYWAY WITH A MOUTH FULL OF MY MASSIVE COCKSELF.
PUSSY IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD. HOWEVER, PUSSY SMELL IS RIGHT UP THERE AS BEING ONE OF THE WORST. SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN TAE-BO AND COCKRINGS. I MEAN REALLY, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY THINK I CAN BREATHE WITH THAT SHIT CHOKING THE FUCK OUT OF ME? NO PUN INTENDED.
JAPAN WINS WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC...
AMAZING, HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY EVEN SEE THE BALL?
AFTER THE APOCOLYPSE, TWO THINGS WILL REMAIN ON EARTH. ROACHES AND OPRAH...
....WELL, MAYBE THREE THINGS. BRAWLER'S ON A BUDGET WILL PROBABLY FIND SOME FUCKING WAY TO SURVIVE. GOD KNOWS IT'S "DIED" ABOUT THIRTY FUCKING TIMES ALREADY AND IT'S STILL HERE. NOTHING CAN KILL IT. THAT'S SCARY.
BUT NOT AS SCARY AS NIC FUCKING FLARE AS THE ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS. WHOO THIS, YOU WRINKLED BAG OF SHIT.
I HONESTLY THINK THAT SARAH THE JOBBER SLAYER SHOULD CHANGE HER NAME TO SARAH THE KNOBBER SUCKER. I'D BE FIRST IN LINE, MOTHERFUCKER.
OLD PEOPLE THAT DRIVE CARS SLOWER THAN 40 MPH SHOULD HAVE A DEVICE ATTACHED TO THEIR VEHICLE THAT EXPLODES THE SUMBITCH AFTER IT REACHES THAT SPEED AND THEN DROPS BELOW IT. LIKE THAT FUCKING MOVIE "SPEED", EXCEPT THERE'S NO BUS AND DEFINITELY NO BITCHES LIKE SANDRA BULLOCK IN IT. JUST OLDSMOBILES AND OLD PEOPLE. BELOW 40, BOOM. UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THOSE OLD FUCKERS NEVER GET THAT FAST. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY TO GET RID OF THEM. I'LL KEEP THINKING OF A WAY, PERHAPS RAT POISON IN THEIR ENSURE.
DO YOU KNOW WHY MICHAEL JACKSON LIKES 28 YEAR OLDS? BECAUSE THERE'S 20 OF THEM.
[UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
8========D HMMM, I GUESS THAT FUCKING JOKE WORKS BETTER IF YOU HEAR IT INSTEAD OF READ IT.
OH WELL, FUCK THIS SHIT. I NEED TO FIND SOME CYBERPUSSY AND GET MY SWERVE ON. I'LL CHECK YOU FUCKERS LATER.