Post by Steve Studnuts on Oct 21, 2005 11:50:33 GMT -5
~~~Steve Studnuts’ home in Phoenix, Arizona. A party is brewing…. as evidence by the opening scene in Steve’s kitchen. One of his live-in “housekeepers/money grubbers/strings attached lays”, Jizzabelle Cummins, is busy preparing the “snacks”. A large table is seen, set up buffet style with ring sausage, hot dog wieners, pigs ‘n a blanket, muffins, cherry pie, clams, beef sticks, and tacos that shells appear to have some food color added to give them a pinkish tint. The room is full of balloons. Well, they’re air-filled rubbers. Mark Shill, perhaps not on the guest list, strolls into view.~~~
Mark: THIS IS THE GREATEST SPREAD EVER!
JC: Thanks, Mark. I used to get kidded about being able to put a football there…
Mark: …
~~~Cut to the back deck, a rather spacious deck, clogged with numerous guest, surrounding an Olympic sized swimming pool. It’s recently been painted white. Steve Studnuts is seen joking with Dr. Silaconne M. Plants. Both men are wearing tuxedos. Steve’s holding a red plastic cup after just visiting a nearby keg. Dr. Plants is sipping from a chilled glass… most likely filled with Amaretto.
Studs: …and then I painted it, so when I had a get together… I could tell all my friends to come hang out, get fuckin’ drunk, and party on my big, white deck.
~~~Two men walk by~~~
John “Skeeter” Skeet: Brilliant!
Steve Leary: Brilliant!
~~~They tap their beer bottles together and start guzzling~~~
SMP: Those guys are such lushes. I saw one of them puke on one of your deck chairs.
Studs: I guess that’s better than the chick that was slobbin’ my knob the other night…
SMP: How so?
Studs: Tryin’ to go deep throat… she puked on one of my dick hairs. Heh.
SMP: Nice one…
~~~Jump cut to the other side of the pool. Pete “X-Factor” Trable has found the karaoke mic. He taps the top to see if it’s live. It is~~~
Pete: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo….
What’s up to all da bitches here at da pool…
You want some straight up sexin’, don’t ya’ll be like a fool.
Pete Trable’s in da house and my winky’s on point…
How about a nice, titty blonde to puff it like a joint?
I got more “seamen”, than da United States Navy…
Sho’ me some thigh taters, and I’ll supply the gravy.
Or if ya wanna blow…. Just let me know….
And we’ll go backstage at the end of the show.
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me…
With my dick in my hand as you fall to your knees.
You know what to do, ‘cause I won’t say please…
Just nibble on my dick, like a rat does cheese….
~~~Back to Studs and SMP~~~
Studs: Oh great, he’s doin’ Luke Skyywalker.
SMP: Pete Trable is gay. Looks like he’d at least hooked up with Leia.
Studs: I’d lay-ah Leia. Fuck those buns right off.
SMP: The ones on her head?
Studs: Yeah. Those, too.
~~~The living room now, Connie Lingus, Steve’s other live-in, is small talking with Death~~~
Death: That’s a very seductive look you have tonight, Connie.
Connie: Oh, Death. Are you getting… a boner?
~~~Back to the pool, inside the pool. Scotty Whatbody is in the shallow in. He quickly puts on some goggles, holds his breath, and ducks under water just as Nurse Heidi dives in from the high board. Needless to say, Heidi is wearing a bikini. Moments later, Scotty surfaces and spits some water out of his mouth. ~~~
SW: WHOO HOO!
~~~Back to Steve and SMP~~~
SMP: I think it’s time to get this party started. I’m going to eat a pink taco.
Studs: Go right ahead. But stay away from the beef sticks. They're stuffed with mayonnaise. Ya dig?
Mark: THIS IS THE GREATEST SPREAD EVER!
JC: Thanks, Mark. I used to get kidded about being able to put a football there…
Mark: …
~~~Cut to the back deck, a rather spacious deck, clogged with numerous guest, surrounding an Olympic sized swimming pool. It’s recently been painted white. Steve Studnuts is seen joking with Dr. Silaconne M. Plants. Both men are wearing tuxedos. Steve’s holding a red plastic cup after just visiting a nearby keg. Dr. Plants is sipping from a chilled glass… most likely filled with Amaretto.
Studs: …and then I painted it, so when I had a get together… I could tell all my friends to come hang out, get fuckin’ drunk, and party on my big, white deck.
~~~Two men walk by~~~
John “Skeeter” Skeet: Brilliant!
Steve Leary: Brilliant!
~~~They tap their beer bottles together and start guzzling~~~
SMP: Those guys are such lushes. I saw one of them puke on one of your deck chairs.
Studs: I guess that’s better than the chick that was slobbin’ my knob the other night…
SMP: How so?
Studs: Tryin’ to go deep throat… she puked on one of my dick hairs. Heh.
SMP: Nice one…
~~~Jump cut to the other side of the pool. Pete “X-Factor” Trable has found the karaoke mic. He taps the top to see if it’s live. It is~~~
Pete: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo….
What’s up to all da bitches here at da pool…
You want some straight up sexin’, don’t ya’ll be like a fool.
Pete Trable’s in da house and my winky’s on point…
How about a nice, titty blonde to puff it like a joint?
I got more “seamen”, than da United States Navy…
Sho’ me some thigh taters, and I’ll supply the gravy.
Or if ya wanna blow…. Just let me know….
And we’ll go backstage at the end of the show.
I’ll look at you, and you will look at me…
With my dick in my hand as you fall to your knees.
You know what to do, ‘cause I won’t say please…
Just nibble on my dick, like a rat does cheese….
~~~Back to Studs and SMP~~~
Studs: Oh great, he’s doin’ Luke Skyywalker.
SMP: Pete Trable is gay. Looks like he’d at least hooked up with Leia.
Studs: I’d lay-ah Leia. Fuck those buns right off.
SMP: The ones on her head?
Studs: Yeah. Those, too.
~~~The living room now, Connie Lingus, Steve’s other live-in, is small talking with Death~~~
Death: That’s a very seductive look you have tonight, Connie.
Connie: Oh, Death. Are you getting… a boner?
~~~Back to the pool, inside the pool. Scotty Whatbody is in the shallow in. He quickly puts on some goggles, holds his breath, and ducks under water just as Nurse Heidi dives in from the high board. Needless to say, Heidi is wearing a bikini. Moments later, Scotty surfaces and spits some water out of his mouth. ~~~
SW: WHOO HOO!
~~~Back to Steve and SMP~~~
SMP: I think it’s time to get this party started. I’m going to eat a pink taco.
Studs: Go right ahead. But stay away from the beef sticks. They're stuffed with mayonnaise. Ya dig?
~~~Static~~~
