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Post by MeatPuppet on Sept 30, 2005 16:56:38 GMT -5
*In a nightclub in Paris, the dance floor is empty. The Frenchmen and women are gathered around its edges, staring blankly into the center of the floor. On the dance floor, all alone, is Meat-Puppet. The skinless zombie is grooving to unidentifiable techno, doing moves that the Six Flags geezer would never be able to pull off.*
Frenchman: Fils d'une chienne!
Subtitle: Son of a bitch!
*Meat-Puppet is now doing that "hop on one bent leg with the other fully extended" dance from a Robot Chicken episode.*
Caption: WHY IS THIS ZOMBIE DANCING?
Frenchwoman: Faites-lui l'arrĂȘt !
Subtitle: Make him stop!
*Now Meat-Puppet is doing "the worm". Ewww.*
Caption: BECAUSE HE HASN'T HAD A PUSH IN MONTHS.
Voiceover: Brought to you by the "Please Don't Ignore Meat-Puppet" Foundation.
*Just before we fade to black, Meat-Puppet is shown crotch-thrusting .*
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Post by Some random drunk guy on Sept 30, 2005 19:01:02 GMT -5
Meat Puppet SO needs a push
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