The same thing we do every night...

[The Wig Show]

[We open to a generic looking bar where there's some guy serving drinks to a tall man with a flowing blonde hair-piece and two-title belts taped together on the chair next to him.]

Bartender... let's call him Joe: What'll it be, uh, guys?

Wig Show: I'll have a bottle of your cheapest beer. And what are you having?

[Wig Show looks to the You Gotta Be Kidding I Aint Doing That Are You Out of Your Frickin Mind Hardcore Belt.]

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: Good choice.

[Joe the bartender, understandably, looks confused.]

Wig Show: Hello? You just going to stand and look at us?

Bartender Joe: Did you want me to get something for... that?

Wig Show: Yes, it'll have what it ordered! A bottle of tequila, dammit!

[Joe gets the drinks as our two heroes talk.]

Wig Show: So now that we've pretty much ploughed through the hardcore division, what are we going to do next?

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: Are you serious?!

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: But how on earth can we take over BOB?

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: I see.

[Bartender Joe puts a bottle of 'BEER!' and a bottle of tequila down infront of this weirdo talking to an odd looking belt. He is just a little curious to see how on earth this belt is supposed to drink even a drop of tequila, let alone a whole bottle.]

Joe: Here you go, that'll be...

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: It says put it on his tab.

Joe: Uhhhh, you can't do th...

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: You pissed it off now, just leave us alone before it breaks your legs or something.

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

[Wig Show opens up the tequila and begins pouring it over the championship title.]

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: Well where the hell IS your mouth?

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: Look, if we're gonna build this time machine to enact all sorts of evil schemes in order to take over this pro-wrestling company, you're going to have to be a little nicer to me!

Joe: And how exactly are you going to build a time machine?

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: Well, there's your answer. And besides it's been done before, Death did it not long ago and I heard a rumour that Ronald Killalot or something did it as well, so why can't we?

Joe: You guys are nowhere near over enough to pull off a time travel angle.

Wig Show: How about if we build some sort of ray gun and shoot a bunch of people with it until we get some more titles?

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: I mean until he wins some more titles.

Joe: And what, exactly, are you going to make this ray gun out of?

Wig Show: I have an empty milk carton at home and we could paint it silver and put some buttons on it and stuff.

Joe: That's just totally dumb. Maybe you should just try wrestling well and putting a lot of effort into your matches, the fans will soon recognize and support you.

YGBKIADTAYOOFM Hardcore Belt: ...

Wig Show: Yes!!! We could stuff a bunch too many jalapeno peppers in everyones food and laugh at them when they eat them. That'll win the fans over!

[We fade out with Wig Show pouring some more tequila on the YGBKIADTAYOOFM belt.]