Anger Management Therapy Breaks Down

[CircularAnswer]

*The scene: a long, empty road in Wressle. The street is covered in dead bodies, all of whom are covered in slashes.*

*Cut to: a port, somewhere else in England. A long string of bodies leads up to the dock, where a sea captain has wound up impaled on an anchor.*

*Cut to: the sea. There's a bridge of dead sharks, dolphins, and whales stretching across the water. All of them have long gashes down their sides.*

*Cut to: New York. Exact area unknown, but near the waterline. Wet bootprints lead inland, with an army of dead people scattered around them.*

*Final cut to: New Jersey. Somewhere near the Zug Islands Industrial Waste Depository, to be exact. Mr. Paradox has just killed yet another person, raising the death toll to 1,045. He pauses, and then takes out a tissue from his pocket and wipes the blood off of his sword.*

Mr. Paradox: Okay, I feel better now.

*He resheathes it, letting out a long sigh.*

[Steve Studnuts]

Meanwhile....in Newark, New Jersey-

Necro Phil: Zug Islands you say? That's not too far from RAGGLE! Male or female? *twitch* GEENARD! Hopefully, they're still a tad bit WHOOFOOL!

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Meanwhile....in Phoenix, Az-

Steve Studnuts: HEY CONNIE! JIZZABELLE! Come here, quick! Doc's gonna go the "tripod" trick again!

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Meanwhile....in Dublin, Ireland-

Blackjack Hooligan: Aye, 'tis a fine tool shed me bought, eh? Costly li'l bassard, though.

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Meanwhile....at the Hall of Justice-

Wonder Woman: Does this outfit make my ass look fat?

Superman: (using his x-ray vision) Not really...but you do have a dingleberry.

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Meanwhile....in Galveston, Tx-

Redneck Texan: Hol' on, ma... I wanna see if da wind knock my hat off.

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Meanwhile....at the Klump dinner table-

Cletus Klump: *fraaaaap***poot* Dammit, you made me mess myself again.

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Meanwhile....at the Blacktoe Indian Reservation in a secluded area of South Dakota-

Boy: Pa, where do our names come from?

Father: Well, son, it Indian tradition to name child after first thing you see outside of teepee just after birth of child. Like for my name, my mother saw strong bull outside of teepee. So my name Strong Bull. Your mother name Running Deer. By the way... why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

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Meanwhile.... in Milwaukee, late 70s-

Laverne: One, two, three, four....

Shirley: Five, six, seven, eight....

Laverne: Shlameal, shlamazo....

Shirley: What the fuck did you say?

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Meanwhile....in Greensboro, NC-

J: This bit fuckin' blows. I'm outta here.