Post by CircularAnswer on Sept 12, 2005 12:46:07 GMT -5
*In the Mansion of Chaos Ruler, Sir Zeno is staring at a very large TV, replaying the Axeman of San Andreas bodyslamming King Kong Bundy over and over again. Finally, he turns to the camera.*
Sir Zeno: You know, I really haven't had a lot to do between shows. Mr. Paradox has a feud, Dr. Thrilla is developing feuds, Queen Mylisiv gets work, and all I have is that stupid argument with Sarah the Jobber Slayer.
*He pauses and shifts the Swiss Army Belt.*
Sir Zeno: So, just for the hell of it, I'm making an offer to one random wrestler. If that wrestler accepts, then they will be allowed to challenge me for the Swiss Army Belt. To choose the wrestler, I have listed all thirty of the wrestlers who are not currently titleholders, Dimension Z members, or members of the iAd - because the iAd does not deserve a shot. Each wrestler was assigned a number. Now I shall ask a random person to pick a number from one to thirty, and then I will subtract a random number from one to six. To that number I will add another random number from one to ten. Pure randomness.
*He steps off-camera for a moment and then returns.*
Sir Zeno: And the resulting number is 23. Which means... I hereby make the offer to the YGBKIADTAYOOYFM Title Belt. Now I await its response.
*As the camera shuts off, Zeno can be heard mumbling, "My random number generator betrayed me..."*
Sir Zeno: You know, I really haven't had a lot to do between shows. Mr. Paradox has a feud, Dr. Thrilla is developing feuds, Queen Mylisiv gets work, and all I have is that stupid argument with Sarah the Jobber Slayer.
*He pauses and shifts the Swiss Army Belt.*
Sir Zeno: So, just for the hell of it, I'm making an offer to one random wrestler. If that wrestler accepts, then they will be allowed to challenge me for the Swiss Army Belt. To choose the wrestler, I have listed all thirty of the wrestlers who are not currently titleholders, Dimension Z members, or members of the iAd - because the iAd does not deserve a shot. Each wrestler was assigned a number. Now I shall ask a random person to pick a number from one to thirty, and then I will subtract a random number from one to six. To that number I will add another random number from one to ten. Pure randomness.
*He steps off-camera for a moment and then returns.*
Sir Zeno: And the resulting number is 23. Which means... I hereby make the offer to the YGBKIADTAYOOYFM Title Belt. Now I await its response.
*As the camera shuts off, Zeno can be heard mumbling, "My random number generator betrayed me..."*