Irony, sweet irony

[Steve Studnuts]

~~~Steve Studnuts is seen rowing a canoe, presumably in the streets of New Orleans. He has a gigantic smile on his face as he wears a "Walking on Sunshine", Katrina & the Waves Tour t-shirt. Probably from around the mid 80's. His lips begin to move.~~~

Studs: *SOUND OF HURRICANE FORCE WINDS*

[he paddles some]

Studs: *SOUND OF HURRICANE FORCE WINDS*



Studs: *SOUND OF HURRICANE FORCE WINDS*



Studs: *SOUND OF HURRICANE FORCE WINDS*

[Paradox PC "Childish Put Downs" ups to 112]

Studs: *SOUND OF HURRICANE FORCE WINDS*

~~~And don't it feel good?~~~

[Mr Paradox]

*The camera is too close on Mr. Paradox to show where he is.*

Mr. Paradox: I'll be damned. That was kind of amusing.

*As the camera pulls back, he tugs on a pair of ice skates. We can now see that he's in the very center of Hell. Stepping onto what was once a lava pit, he skates off screen. Fade to black.*

[BOB Legend douja]

douja: yo, son, i hope dat motha' fucka' drown out dere!! TIP DA BOAT!!! TIP DA BOAT!!! TIP DA BOAT!!! where da fuck is SMP? im so confused right now.. am i feuding with you motha' fucka's, death, or unit 5? fuck it, im just tryna' get high, bitches...

[Death]

[Cut to the middle of Katrina.]

"douja, boy, you ain't feuding with me, pal. You've got enough on your hands with my man, Studs. You better watch your mouth, or else the Skull & Bones Society is gonna leave you in worse shape than Peter Jennings...and he's DEAD. Wanna talk to him? Hey, PETE!"

Peter Jennings appears.

"This is Peter Jennings, reporting from the hurricane ravaged—" *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH...COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

"Aww, poor Peter. Still can't kick that lung cancer, huh? Ah well. Uh, yeah. Guess that's about all I got to say. I've got much more business to take care of around here. Ah, misery..."