Post by CircularAnswer on Jul 25, 2005 19:35:22 GMT -5
*Shot of a graffitied wall. There's nobody there, until suddenly Dr. Thrilla steps in front of the camera. He's wearing one of Pete Trable's outfits, there's a do-rag on his head, and "Thrilla Life" is spraypainted on his teeth. He flashes a gang sign, and then a hip-hop beat starts up.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla walking down the street, head turned to the camera and gesturing. People run screaming out of his path.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to the inside of a club. Dr. Thrilla strolls through the crowd, which panics as he passes through. Standing in front of a hideously ugly actor who looks a tiny bit like Steve Studnuts, he flashes another gang sign.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic, angry metal clanging*
*Grabbing a 40-ounce of malt liquor, he pours it into his mouth and then smashes the bottle over the stand-in's head.*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla in a hot tub, fully clothed and surrounded by frightened supermodels in bikinis.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to a scene stolen from Black-Eyed Peas's "Don't Funk With My Heart" video. A hot young woman prays the wheel of fortune behind her doesn't land on Dr. Thrilla's picture. The camera pans to Dr. Thrilla sitting between bound and gagged stand-ins for Steve Studnuts and SMP.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla, standing up in the back of a convertible as it drives through the hood.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to footage of Dr. Thrilla shooting an SMP stand-in.*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla strolling through the streets of a burning city at night. He has gigantic forearms, a la Ludracris from the "Get Back" video.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*He turns over a car.*
*Finally, cut to Dr. Thrilla standing on a desk in an office, fully decked out with bling and hurling cash in the air.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*We now cut to Cecil, Dr. Thrilla's interpreter, sitting behind a table in a dark room.*
Cecil: The preceding was the video to a track from Dr. Thrilla's demo CD, entitled, "You Won't Have a Gender When I'm Through With You, Boys". It was a long and obscene threat aimed at both Steve Studnuts and SMP, threatening what the title implies. The scene with the dating game was also a threat to violate Studnuts's various girlfriends.
*A dejected Dr. Thrilla, now back in his usual bloodstained scrubs, slumps into the room, collapsing into a chair.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Hopeless metal clanging*
Cecil: Relativity Records turned you down?
Dr. Thrilla: *Saddened metal clanging*
Cecil: Damn. That makes three labels in a row. There's always Psychopathic Records.
Dr. Thrilla: *Optimistic metal clanging*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla walking down the street, head turned to the camera and gesturing. People run screaming out of his path.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to the inside of a club. Dr. Thrilla strolls through the crowd, which panics as he passes through. Standing in front of a hideously ugly actor who looks a tiny bit like Steve Studnuts, he flashes another gang sign.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic, angry metal clanging*
*Grabbing a 40-ounce of malt liquor, he pours it into his mouth and then smashes the bottle over the stand-in's head.*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla in a hot tub, fully clothed and surrounded by frightened supermodels in bikinis.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to a scene stolen from Black-Eyed Peas's "Don't Funk With My Heart" video. A hot young woman prays the wheel of fortune behind her doesn't land on Dr. Thrilla's picture. The camera pans to Dr. Thrilla sitting between bound and gagged stand-ins for Steve Studnuts and SMP.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla, standing up in the back of a convertible as it drives through the hood.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*Cut to footage of Dr. Thrilla shooting an SMP stand-in.*
*Cut to Dr. Thrilla strolling through the streets of a burning city at night. He has gigantic forearms, a la Ludracris from the "Get Back" video.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*He turns over a car.*
*Finally, cut to Dr. Thrilla standing on a desk in an office, fully decked out with bling and hurling cash in the air.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Rhythmic metal clanging*
*We now cut to Cecil, Dr. Thrilla's interpreter, sitting behind a table in a dark room.*
Cecil: The preceding was the video to a track from Dr. Thrilla's demo CD, entitled, "You Won't Have a Gender When I'm Through With You, Boys". It was a long and obscene threat aimed at both Steve Studnuts and SMP, threatening what the title implies. The scene with the dating game was also a threat to violate Studnuts's various girlfriends.
*A dejected Dr. Thrilla, now back in his usual bloodstained scrubs, slumps into the room, collapsing into a chair.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Hopeless metal clanging*
Cecil: Relativity Records turned you down?
Dr. Thrilla: *Saddened metal clanging*
Cecil: Damn. That makes three labels in a row. There's always Psychopathic Records.
Dr. Thrilla: *Optimistic metal clanging*