Post by Steve Studnuts on Jun 27, 2005 9:11:26 GMT -5
8========D: YES, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S ME, SPACEDICK. LOOKS LIKE THIS FUCKING DUMP NEEDS SOME ACTIVITY...
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID THAT FUCKING SHOW "THE SWAN" VISIT THE GODDAMN ROSTER PAGE? YOU KNOW WHAT "THE SWAN" IS, DON'T YOU? IT'S THAT FUCKING SHOW ON FOX THAT GETS ABOUT 16 UGLY BITCHES AND GIVES THEM FACE LIFTS, TITTY LIFTS, AND CUTS OFF ALL THEIR FAT AND SHIT, BASICALLY... IT TAKES NASTY HO-HOS AND MAKES THEM SOMEWHAT YUMMY LOOKING.
THEN ALL THE FORMER CHICKS THAT EVEN THIS SPACEDICK WOULDN'T THINK ABOUT FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN LOOK DEFINATELY FUCKABLE. THEN THEY ALL COMPETE FOR SOME STUPID FUCKING "MISS AMERICA" TYPE SHIT, YOU KNOW... AFTER THEY'VE BEEN HACKED ON AND ALL THE SWELLING AND SHIT GOES AWAY.
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT LOOKS LIKE HAPPENED TO THE ROSTER PAGE. I'LL BE HONEST THOUGH, THE OLD GAGULERA CHICK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HER NAME IS LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS NEW ONE. THE OLD ONE LOOKED... HOW CAN I SAY THIS? DIRRRTIER? YEAH.
THE NEW ONE LOOKS TOO "CLEAN". THE OLD ONE LOOKED LIKE SHE'D SWALLOW YOUR LOAD AND SUCK YOUR VEINS THROUGH YOUR PEE HOLETRYING TO SWALLOW EVERY LAST FUCKING DROP. NOW THAT'S HOT!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BALLS JABRONIE? THE FUCKING "SWAN" SHOW SKIPPED OVER THAT MOTHERFUCKER, DIDN'T THEY? I WON'T EVEN COMMENT ABOUT KEVIN THE PYROMANIAC. IT'S MORE OF THE SAME FUCKING THING, HOWEVER.
KAMAKAZIE KEN LOOKS BETTER THAN HE HAS IN YEARS. I HOPE THEY GAVE THAT SON OF A BITCH SOME NEW BONES WHILE THEY WERE AT IT.
AND DOUJA FINALLY HAS A FUCKING FACE. I'VE WAITED 8 GODDAMN YEARS TO FINALLY SEE WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE. DID I SAY "I'VE" WAITED? I MEANT SOMEBODY ELSE. I'LL AGAIN BE HONEST... I, INPARTICULAR, EXPECTED CORN ROWS.
ATOMO LOOKS 100% BETTER. BUT AS A WRESTLER HE STILLS SUCKS A FUCKING BIG ONE. HOW LONG IS THAT FUCKING GUY GOING TO HOLD THAT TITLE? WHAT THE FUCK? IS HE BRUNO SAMMARTINO THE THIRD OR WHAT?
I MUST SAY, THAT OF ALL THE NEW SHIT, COMA'S PICTURE BEST CAPTURES WHAT I THOUGHT THAT RETARDED LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER WOULD LOOK LIKE.
WHAT ABOUT PIGEON? HEH. IS THAT TRIPLE H?
OH WELL, I'M OUTTA HERE. I'M GETTING BORED WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY. IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG FOR MY MIND TO QUICKLY SWITCH BACK TO PUSSY. I'M A DICK AFTER ALL, A REALLY BIG FUCKING SPACEDICK. WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN PUSSY FOR LONG. PUSSY IS ALL I DO.
LATER, FAGGOTS.
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID THAT FUCKING SHOW "THE SWAN" VISIT THE GODDAMN ROSTER PAGE? YOU KNOW WHAT "THE SWAN" IS, DON'T YOU? IT'S THAT FUCKING SHOW ON FOX THAT GETS ABOUT 16 UGLY BITCHES AND GIVES THEM FACE LIFTS, TITTY LIFTS, AND CUTS OFF ALL THEIR FAT AND SHIT, BASICALLY... IT TAKES NASTY HO-HOS AND MAKES THEM SOMEWHAT YUMMY LOOKING.
THEN ALL THE FORMER CHICKS THAT EVEN THIS SPACEDICK WOULDN'T THINK ABOUT FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN LOOK DEFINATELY FUCKABLE. THEN THEY ALL COMPETE FOR SOME STUPID FUCKING "MISS AMERICA" TYPE SHIT, YOU KNOW... AFTER THEY'VE BEEN HACKED ON AND ALL THE SWELLING AND SHIT GOES AWAY.
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT LOOKS LIKE HAPPENED TO THE ROSTER PAGE. I'LL BE HONEST THOUGH, THE OLD GAGULERA CHICK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HER NAME IS LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS NEW ONE. THE OLD ONE LOOKED... HOW CAN I SAY THIS? DIRRRTIER? YEAH.
THE NEW ONE LOOKS TOO "CLEAN". THE OLD ONE LOOKED LIKE SHE'D SWALLOW YOUR LOAD AND SUCK YOUR VEINS THROUGH YOUR PEE HOLETRYING TO SWALLOW EVERY LAST FUCKING DROP. NOW THAT'S HOT!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BALLS JABRONIE? THE FUCKING "SWAN" SHOW SKIPPED OVER THAT MOTHERFUCKER, DIDN'T THEY? I WON'T EVEN COMMENT ABOUT KEVIN THE PYROMANIAC. IT'S MORE OF THE SAME FUCKING THING, HOWEVER.
KAMAKAZIE KEN LOOKS BETTER THAN HE HAS IN YEARS. I HOPE THEY GAVE THAT SON OF A BITCH SOME NEW BONES WHILE THEY WERE AT IT.
AND DOUJA FINALLY HAS A FUCKING FACE. I'VE WAITED 8 GODDAMN YEARS TO FINALLY SEE WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE. DID I SAY "I'VE" WAITED? I MEANT SOMEBODY ELSE. I'LL AGAIN BE HONEST... I, INPARTICULAR, EXPECTED CORN ROWS.
ATOMO LOOKS 100% BETTER. BUT AS A WRESTLER HE STILLS SUCKS A FUCKING BIG ONE. HOW LONG IS THAT FUCKING GUY GOING TO HOLD THAT TITLE? WHAT THE FUCK? IS HE BRUNO SAMMARTINO THE THIRD OR WHAT?
I MUST SAY, THAT OF ALL THE NEW SHIT, COMA'S PICTURE BEST CAPTURES WHAT I THOUGHT THAT RETARDED LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER WOULD LOOK LIKE.
WHAT ABOUT PIGEON? HEH. IS THAT TRIPLE H?
OH WELL, I'M OUTTA HERE. I'M GETTING BORED WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY. IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG FOR MY MIND TO QUICKLY SWITCH BACK TO PUSSY. I'M A DICK AFTER ALL, A REALLY BIG FUCKING SPACEDICK. WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN PUSSY FOR LONG. PUSSY IS ALL I DO.
LATER, FAGGOTS.