The 1600 Club..... for real

[J]

Hello again, it’s the inspiration for Dustbuster Boy, the greatest BOB superstar to ever walk the www dot planet….
…okay, I’m just J. That’s it. J

And I’m here to tell you that life in the REAL WORLD Brawler’s on a Budget is still alive and kicking. In fact, I’ve stolen one of my favorite gimmicks and plan to, yes….
BRING A BOB GIMMICK TO THE MASSES!

Sad thing, my promoter loved it.

So, whoever created The 1600 Club, I owe royalties to you if it ever takes off. Send me a bill. Okay?

In my defense, I think Steve first used “The Man that looks a bit like Nixon,” so I’m going to owe him a dollar or two. But I’m going to take credit for “The Guy the slightly resembles LBJ”, “The Dude that’s a Dead Ringer for Clinton”, and “The Man that Smells just like Bush.“”

I don’t know who coined “1600 Club”, but I’M STEALING IT! Your check is in the mail. I will warn you, though…. In the two years I’ve been “in the business”, I’ve made about 50 bucks. 20 for a cage match, 20 for a commissioner gig, and about 10 for a match where I whip-lashed myself doing a top rope elbow drop. So, your payday will be like mine…. minimal.

My apologies to LBJ, that place where I found the mask didn’t have you. But JFK will be a nice stand in.

The link below is the AUTHENIC and ACTUAL promo hype that will appear on the site of the fed I work most for and plan to run with this thing in. The site that is lamer than BOB’s worst, and it’s looked the same for the two years I’ve been there. (At least BOB’s improved)

So check it out, maybe one day we’ll be in YOUR town. Or worse, New Zealand.

P.S. – I get to be Clinton.

Talk to you later,
Your bud,
J


www.geocities.com/scwaowner/FLotFW.doc

[John Leary]

Yes, now I can claim one of my ideas was ripped off! Yep, 1600 Club was my idea.

J, buddy, drop me an email sometime. I think I lost your email addy somehow when I was cleaning up old files. [e-mail].

Let me know how shit be going for ya.

I hope you find a fat chick with a stained dress to be your valet.

[Dustbuster Boy]

I guess you didn't see the hype shit.... yeah, I need to work on my web skills. I could see it on my work computer (shhh) but not at home. Maybe that's because my PC is a piece of shit.

Steve, I'll email you soon. Are you still going by the tocatta shit? You can email me at cornelius_j_lumpkin@yahoo, or I'll write you when I have alot more time to catch up on things.

Booker J, I'm going to shoot you a very short email. You'll see why when you read it....

Okay, it's dinner time.

Later, dudes...
J

[Skeeter]

Yep, still on toccata etc, but I'll e-mail you from my easier-to-check secret account soon. Get AoL Messanger, you lazy prick... We're going to need to catch up this yearfor something Leary and i have been working on.

And remember, hurt the OTHER guy, not yourself, dude.

[J]

Okay Skeeter, I downloaded an old AIM today... my screen name is dustbusterboyj. I had to get the old one because my lazy, poor, broke ass still has Windows 95 on my home comp. I think it was the 4.8 one. I hope you modern day instant messengers can find me on that ancient one. lol.

Oh well, gotta run for now. Hope to talk to you soon....
J

[Dustbuster Boy]

Let's try this again....

www.geocities.com/scwaowner/FLotFW.htm

[Skeeter]

All right! BOB has arrived... in an arena where 50 rednecks are going to be saying 'I don't get it..."

But kudos anyway, J. ;D

[J]

So, Skeeter... you can see it? Pictures and all?

I updated it a little bit, and that's more like 25 rednecks that'll be saying "I don't get it."

Anyway, too bad I didn't pick up that Reagan mask instead of JFK. Ronnie's was a little more expensive, probably has went up even more by now

Oh well, looks like The Gipper may never get to be President again....

The 1600 Club is coming soon, READ MY LIPS!